Sunday, August 14, 2005

Girls that would NOT make my showchoir

I will start student teaching in a few weeks which means I will graduate and actually start teaching in a few short months. I realize that I will have to start low and work my way up, but even if I'm at a bad school I will always have standards. These are a few examples of girls that would not make my showchoir:

If this precious angel can't sing or dance, at least she can stand there and look pretty.......OK, at least she can stand there.

Showchoir be makin me so tired.


Lets play Pinnochio. I'll sit on your face and you tell lies.


Cornrows may be cool for rappers or even Justin Timberlake's mom, but cornrows should never ( I repeat, NEVER) appear in showchoir. (This includes practices and daily life)


Is it just me, or does this girl only have pantyhose on one leg? Maybe she bought them half-off! (bdmpj1)


This girl looks like she is ready to shoot up, and I will have no junkies in my showchoir. (Unless they are pretty, tan, and have good hair)


Talk to the hand cause its your face I can't stand. Talk to the flesh cause its your breath that ain't so fresh.


AND THE FINAL MEMBER TO THE LIST OF GIRLS THAT WOULD NOT MAKE MY SHOWCHOIR IS: (DRUMROLL PLEASE)

Look at the poor girl beside her, holding her ears in pain. Ashlee Simpson......enough said.

Good night.
DGD

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

freakin genius post, DD.

Randy and I will choreo your choir!

you better come to the ona classic this year.

al