Now, it has come to my attention that I called approximately 39 people early Saturday morning. Here now, the explanation: Friday night, three of my coworkers and myself were at the End Zone (great bar) and around closing time (2:00 am) we decided to go to New Orleans. I know, cut to the chase...so we get to New Orleans around 4 am after much drinking at the bar on my part and a good bit on the way down. We proceed to Tropical Isle for hand grenades...and here's where it gets ugly. I think. I'm not real sure what happened after that, but at some point on the ride home, Jonathan coerces me into believing that I had in fact seen Lindsay Lohan (or, if you listened to my messages, I believe I referred to her as "Hohan"). Upon sobering up the next evening, I was informed that that did not happen. I'm very very sorry for any confusion and misleadingnesses. I know its not a word. At that point, with a blood alcohol level of about 3.9, I would have believed pretty much anything. Many apologies.
Now, I would like to thank all of you who submitted senior portraits for the weekly senior portrait roundup. I did receive one from someone in Minnesota (thanks!), but upon inspection, it looked like a girl who kinda looks like Katie (or Kate) Holmes. While I appreciate the effort, I was looking more for hideous senior portraits. If I missed something in that pic, let me know. But thank you, really!
Girl on the left, you're definately taller. Yes, even with the fedora. Does that settle it? Note to readers...I don't care what these oddly matching girls or Kevin Federline says...NO FEDORAS! Just fedon't.
Sadly, while perusing senior portraits, I noticed a disturbing trend...the non-flattering silhouette. Is the focus here supposed to be on her mousy brown hair? The wierd water color background? If she's hiding hideous scarring on the left side of her face, then I guess this pose is acceptable.
I'm glad to see those little things flying around in the Lord of the Rings movies are getting educations and moving on to their senior years. Seriously...I'm speachless.
Ok, is Chompers here graduating? I thought the emphasis in senior portraits was on the seniors? By the way, nice nappy red perm to match your red shirt. Classic.
Hmmm. Umm. I give up. What the hell is going on in this picture? Sad part of this picture? Well, one of many...this was found on this photographer's website. Yes, this gothmess is an advertisement. Maybe a rival photographer posted this on his site to lure customers away.
David...is that you?
Again, I'm going to assume hideous scarring.
Clearly, Michael here was summoned from the lab to shoot this one. Seriously, people...have someone else look at your wardrobe before you have it immortalized for all of time. (But a big thank you from all of us to all of you who don't...what else would we be laughing at now?)
Ok, MJ...first of all...WHAT IS THAT BACKGROUND? Secondly...WHY IN THE HELL ARE YOU POSING LIKE THAT? Third...I just...I...jus...I don't get kids today. Seriously...what is that background?
And, finally, the lesbians were complaining that we had nothing for them...so here we go...young, same-sex, pure, forbidden love.
Sorry, kids...its been a long day (as a result of a long night) so I'm sorry there weren't more, and I'm sorry the captions weren't wittier...but deal with it. And seriously...EMAIL ME PICTURES!
Lastly...Brit...come back!
Have a blessed day, children.
Shout out to my girl Jan!
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