I'm So Excited...I'm So...I'm So...Scared

Greetings to all and especially anyone who caught the Saved By The Bell reference in the title. I'm so excited that so many people are reading our little blog. Thanks so much. I am, however, a little scared...I mean, its gotta be good now. We'll see.

Thanks to everyone who has been inundating me with senior portraits...I love 'em all and will get back on senior portrait duty next week. In the mean time, I'll be appearing as an indentured servant at the Purple Parrot Cafe all weekend.

Just in case everyone wasn't aware...Laguna Beach has been renewed for a 3rd season! Woo Hoo! Word is that there will only be a few new people and will instead focus on the current cast members living in LA and going back to Guna every now and then. As long as LC is on board, so am I. Anyone else miss Lo? And everyone needs to keep an eye out for 8th & Ocean, which is a LBish show set in Miami following 5 male and 5 female models. Should be delish.

I'm sorry this isn't a wonderful post, but I just wanted to thank all of our loyal readers!! Be blessed, children.

LAGUNA BEACH DISCUSSION FORUM

I have several questions regarding the hit MTV show Laguna Beach. I will post the questions, and hopefully you the reader will post your responses.

1. What do you think about LC and Jason together?

I have mixed emotions on this topic. Jason thinks he is too cool for school, and he's not. I do NOT want LC with a loser, but I want LC to be on the show more. So I guess any LC story line is OK with me.

2. Why do they never show Jason's house? They showed his grandmother's house the other night, but they never show his house. Do you think he lives in a trailer and he's ashamed?

3. Why is Jessica's sister so ugly?

4. Why do they still put "Jason's friend" under Cedric's name? We all know that Cedric is Jason's friend. Its about time Cedric gets to branch off and be his own person.

5. Did anyone notice how Casey told the girls that came to her house, "I made you all sandwiches!!". Then her maid comes in bringing the food. You know Casey didn't make shit. The poor maid rushed in, handed the sandwiches off, making sure she didn't make eye contact. I wish they would have said the maid's name. It probably would have said "Consuela -- Alex's friend's maid".

6. Did anyone notice how Casey's mom's face is pulled so tight she can't even make a facial expression? By the way, I think I love Casey.

7. Who do you think received the best gift for graduation?

A. Kristen's BMW
B. Alex B's trip to Spain
C. Jessica's cubic zirconia necklace from Zale's
D. Casey's maid from Mexico

8. Does anybody else think Cedric has a crush on Jason?

9. Who thinks Alex H should be on the opening credits? She has been a major player in Laguna for two seasons now. Not only is she not on the opening credits, but she still has to have "Kristen's friend" listed under her name. That is just a slap in the face to Alex H. and all of the Alex H.-lovers out there.

Please post comments. Our blog will not survive without your responses.

Eh, Why Not?

Comments are like crack for me, people. Indulge my behavior. Become my enablers.


You all know I'm not a fan of seniors who choose to use their musical instruments in their portraits. Case in point: this kid who doesn't even know how to hold this guitar correctly.





Deliverance High School? Nah, I think this is the last known shot of this girl before she was mysteriously abducted by an alligator. And seriously, what are we supposed to believe she's propping her arms on?




That is a hot farm mess. I will send someone $5 if they can tell me what her shirt says. I really don't know what to make of this.







Awww...First, I like the small arts & crafts thingey in the bottom corner. Second...tapered khakis are the perfect choice to complement her svelte body, fun top that can go seamlessly from lazy day to hot night out with just the right accessories, and that classic 4th grade teacher/librarian hairstyle. Third...if you're having body image problems (and I'm assuming she does), don't stand in a small doorway, so that you take up half of it. Just a tip.


These sensible, sexy, strappy, leftover from the wardrobe department of 'Thirtysomething' shoes are made for walking...right out of the photographer's studio. Some people really need stylists.

DOUBLE FEATURE?!?!?!?

Quitcher bitchin.




So, I'm going with Amish or Quaker here...cast your votes for Jebediah














You know, maybe sometimes softball is just too feminine for some girls. Why do I feel like she was jamming to Toby Keith during this shoot? And why do I feel like she wears eye black on a regular basis in lieu of other makeup?






Normally, that freaky woman in town that has all the cats is old. Maybe this is a rare look at one before she permanently buns her hair and reeks of cat piss and catnip.









"Thank goodness we have each other," said Katie to Jenn. Jenn replied, "No, thank goodness we have each other and horribly annoying insturments." She later added, "Nice Tevas, by the way."






Wow. I was not expecting this one. Maybe he's not so much Quaker or Amish as Canadian. Perhaps Alaskan...I know they don't get sun for like 8 months out of the year. Why would you want to be immortalized as scrawny and pale? Why? And why is his belt doing that? I'm. Just. Done. For. Now.

Bleh

Greetings, everyone. Thanks to everyone who asked (aka no one)...I had a great time in Chicargo. Shout outs to Tangie and SCAhannon who took care of my Tara Reid-ass.

Now, I don't actually read music, but, I'm guessing she's playing "Ode to Friday Nights At Home With Mom And Dad And An Old Fashioned Sing Along."





Anyone remember Luke Woodham? I'm guessing his senior portrait looked a lot like this. Where do these people go to school?




I get the feeling he was on his way to a drag show...or maybe it really is a pissed off Latina Cowgirl with vertigo



Ahh...the perm...the stained glass shawl...the visible promise ring. I bet she has another pose wearing her "Everybody Love a Jewish Girl" tshirt.





Eh...you again. I bet you never spend a weekend night in Mom's basement playing 'Doom' or a little "D&D," right? People...SWORDS ARE NOT FRIENDS! I never thought I'd have to make that statement.

TaDa!

Alright, children...I'm going to try this...let's just see if it works...





Perms are sexy. Nice man's watch, too.







Would you look at that...one of Nicole Kidman's children who was allergic to the sun in "The Others" is finally graduating! Such a vision in white. Such an enchantress.






What a long strange trip its been...

Does it look like she's almost floating to anyone else, or did I take a bad hit?








Someone should have stood in front of her closet like that and not let her wear.that.whatever.that.is...










I hate to quote Paris, but, "That's Hot"...no...sorry..."That's not cool"...no...too many puns for this one.









OK...that seems to be all that dial-up will let me do today...more to come...and if you find any....kmoury2118@aol.com

Girls That Would NOT Make My Showchoir 3

OK, I'm back. Lets start off with the first girl that would NOT make my showchoir....



So if you're going to try to fight me, I can't put you in my showchoir.




I think I know why you're angry. Number one, you have cornrows. Number two, your costume came from "Leftover Showchoir Costume Pieces 'R Us". Number three, you wouldn't make my showchoir.



Maybe she didn't notice the back of her hair is different from the front. Maybe she didn't notice that she got the maternity showchoir top. Maybe she's blind.



If I were having auditions for "Karate Kid 4", you would be my first choice.




Let me remind you that this is a picture of a showchoir. Where are the sequins? Where is the costume? Why is he wearing a wifebeater? Is this the Prison High School Showchoir? I don't understand.



And the #1 girl that would NOT make my showchoir is.....


Somebody needs to do something with her. I don't understand.

I Mean, Call Me Out

Greetings, anyone that reads this. I apologize for my lack of posts, but if Amy Clolinger could get her husband over to Margaret Avenue, we wouldn't be having this problem. Send email to dmbgirl17@aol.com. Anyway...
I think I love OK! magazine. If anyone would like to give me a subscription, I will gladly accept that. Email me for my address.
What is up with all the celeb divorces as of late? I mean, if celebrities who know each other for 3 months and have lavish ceremonies can't make it work after spending 4 months together, what hope is there for the rest of us?
Anyway...the contest is on! That's right, readers of GAH, I MEAN, WE CARE get to name Kelly Lyn Chandra Peaches Jennings Ellis' baby!! Please leave your suggestions in the comment section, and then we'll get started. I'm going to begin with...
BOYS-- Kevin, Keven, Kevehn, or Kevyn
GIRLS -- Kevina, Kavina, Kavinah, or Kevinna
Come on, erryone...do your part and name KLCPJE's baby!! That means you, too, Jan.

Be blessed, everyone.
--KFed

God Bless America.......and Britney Spears

Sean Preston Can Go to College Now!!

A source tells The National Enquirer that Britney Spears and husband Kevin Federline expect to make $3 million for airing footage of her birth to Sean Preston on the second installment of their reality TV show. The couple also scored a $2 million deal for a subsequent video that will document the entire story of the baby boy's birth, including every detail from the time Britney left home, entered the hospital, had the baby, went back home and their first weeks at home with the baby. Finally, they landed another $1 million from print rights to the first baby photos including an interview with the couple.

I'm glad to see that our girl, Brit is just spending quiet moments at home with her family trying to stay out of the public eye.

Uh-oh

'Extra' reports that Lisa Marie Presley, Britney Spears, and Jessica Simpson and hubby Nick Lachey are amongst the celebrities who face having their homes burned away by the wildfires sweeping through Los Angeles' San Fernando Valley.


Overheard....

Conan O'Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Friday night, "Michael Jackson is back in the news. Fox News reports that Michael Jackson asked Stevie Wonder to appear on his new album, but Stevie turned him down. [Audience aws] Yeah. Stevie's exact quote was, 'I'm blind, not crazy'."

During last night's 'Weekend Update' on 'Saturday Night Live', Amy Poehler "reported", "It was reported that Michael Jackson is trying to put his child molestation trial behind him by reinventing himself as a womanizing hip-hop artist. He'll go by the name The Notorious C-h-i-l-d-M-o-l-e-s-t-e-r."

Never one to hold back on criticizing her fellow artists, Charlotte Church has added Christina Aguilera to her list. "Christina really is the nastiest celebrity I ever met," Church declared, according to ContactMusic.com. "We've got the same management in LA and I saw her in the office there. She didn't really do anything, but she was quite rude."
I've never been one to love up on X-tina, but who does Charlotte Church think she is?

In Touch magazine reports that semi-naked teen queen Lindsay Lohan "had to cover herself until someone on the set threw her a towel" when a young boy wandered onto her her photo shoot for Vanity Fair magazine.
Every young boy's dream. Note to self: subscribe to Vanity Fair magazine

Star magazine is asking if Jessica Simpson's drinking habit is getting out of control after the 'Dukes' star "stumbled out looking pretty drunk" at La Poubelle in Hollywood with Johnny Knoxville and Orlando Bloom on September 8th. Simpson was again drinking at Mood nightclub in Los Angeles on September 14th and at La Poubelle again on September 17th. A spy said the 25-year-old needed to hang on to a staffer at the French eatery to "stop swaying around."
Since when can you not stumble out of a place? I thought that was called "fun", not a "drinking habit". Who's with me?

Kevin Needs to Post

Kevin Needs to Post

I am student teaching this semester, so I spend countless hours writing lesson plans and sleeping. Somehow I have managed to make 2 real posts since I have started student teaching and I'm about to make a third. Kevin has made 2 tiny posts. We want well-thought out posts with senior portraits!! I know he is busy, but there is no excuse. If you would like Kevin to make an update to the blog, please send these requests to Kmoury2118@aol.com Thanks, management.