Tuesday, October 04, 2005

God Bless America.......and Britney Spears

Sean Preston Can Go to College Now!!

A source tells The National Enquirer that Britney Spears and husband Kevin Federline expect to make $3 million for airing footage of her birth to Sean Preston on the second installment of their reality TV show. The couple also scored a $2 million deal for a subsequent video that will document the entire story of the baby boy's birth, including every detail from the time Britney left home, entered the hospital, had the baby, went back home and their first weeks at home with the baby. Finally, they landed another $1 million from print rights to the first baby photos including an interview with the couple.

I'm glad to see that our girl, Brit is just spending quiet moments at home with her family trying to stay out of the public eye.

Uh-oh

'Extra' reports that Lisa Marie Presley, Britney Spears, and Jessica Simpson and hubby Nick Lachey are amongst the celebrities who face having their homes burned away by the wildfires sweeping through Los Angeles' San Fernando Valley.


Overheard....

Conan O'Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Friday night, "Michael Jackson is back in the news. Fox News reports that Michael Jackson asked Stevie Wonder to appear on his new album, but Stevie turned him down. [Audience aws] Yeah. Stevie's exact quote was, 'I'm blind, not crazy'."

During last night's 'Weekend Update' on 'Saturday Night Live', Amy Poehler "reported", "It was reported that Michael Jackson is trying to put his child molestation trial behind him by reinventing himself as a womanizing hip-hop artist. He'll go by the name The Notorious C-h-i-l-d-M-o-l-e-s-t-e-r."

Never one to hold back on criticizing her fellow artists, Charlotte Church has added Christina Aguilera to her list. "Christina really is the nastiest celebrity I ever met," Church declared, according to ContactMusic.com. "We've got the same management in LA and I saw her in the office there. She didn't really do anything, but she was quite rude."
I've never been one to love up on X-tina, but who does Charlotte Church think she is?

In Touch magazine reports that semi-naked teen queen Lindsay Lohan "had to cover herself until someone on the set threw her a towel" when a young boy wandered onto her her photo shoot for Vanity Fair magazine.
Every young boy's dream. Note to self: subscribe to Vanity Fair magazine

Star magazine is asking if Jessica Simpson's drinking habit is getting out of control after the 'Dukes' star "stumbled out looking pretty drunk" at La Poubelle in Hollywood with Johnny Knoxville and Orlando Bloom on September 8th. Simpson was again drinking at Mood nightclub in Los Angeles on September 14th and at La Poubelle again on September 17th. A spy said the 25-year-old needed to hang on to a staffer at the French eatery to "stop swaying around."
Since when can you not stumble out of a place? I thought that was called "fun", not a "drinking habit". Who's with me?

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