Greetings, all...hope erryone enjoyed the finale of LB on Monday...I did not have the privelage because I was in fine dining hell. But whatever, I'm not bitter.
Moving on...
I thought last night that maybe I'd died and gone to heaven, because I sure came face to face with an angel. Who, you may be asking? Or, to be correct, whom? None other than Delta "Suzanne Sugarbaker" Burke. That's right, folks...Suzanne was all up in the PPC!! Some of you may know that this past summer, I had the privelage of waiting on Brook Burke (sidenote...that makes me think of Wild On! which then makes me think of Taradise, which then makes my stomach upset and not in a gassy way, and then I feel like I need to wash my sheets and run by the free clinic but I digress). Anyway...let me just say...Delta is my favorite Burke. Girl looks good. Sure she's had a little (read: lot) nip/tuck done...but its working for her. It is odd that she looks more like the 1988 Suzanne Sugarbaker than the 1991 Suzanne or the 1997 whatever-her-characters-name-was-on-short-lived-sitcom. I'm pretty sure that skin that was formerly on her chest has now been lifted to form her face, but it looks good. It does seem that the work has left her with a perma-grin. But girl looked beautiful...she's slimmed down...I'd say a size 6 or 8 maybe. Hair was perhaps a little over-processed, but good. Walked like she had just won Miss Florida 1974 all over again. Spoke just like Suzanne. Noticeably absent: Mesach Taylor. Also noticeably absent: Major Dad. Where was her husband? The other people present had escorts. What does this mean?
Anyway...I'm going to work on pictures again...blogger and I hate each other...but it appears that ellipsis points and I are best of friends.
Anyway...be blessed, children...AND POST!
LOVE!
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Kevin, I'm so proud you saw Suzanne. But you never said if you got to meet her. If you got to meet her, I'm sure all of your dreams would come true. That would be "the NIGHT the LIGHTS went OUT in HATTIESBURG". (Thats a designing women quote for the fans)
Delta is married to MAJOR DAD? i love that guy!!! i've always had the biggest crush on gerald macraney. Delta reminds me of Judy Richardson (claire's mom) .. they're both fabulous.
Sadly, the lights stayed on in Hattiesburg. Yes, Caitlin, Delta is Majoress Dad. And where is my one-night-only BFF Claire these days anyway?
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