These are my comments on last night's episode of Laguna Beach. Feel free to comment.
-Even though I hate her, I want to give Kristin props for calling Jessica out on being a slut. I think she said that Jessica kissing Jason was "Fucking Gay". I couldn't really tell what she said. They bleeped it out.
-Alex B. said it best when she said,"Freakin' A. Everyone needs to just get over Jason". Alex B. definitely showed us that she was over Jason while going barefoot and making out with Jason in the parking lot of prom. Such a class act.
-LC decided to have a party and had the great idea,"We should have it catered." It must be nice to have the money to cater a high school party. When I was in high school, our parties usually included at least three of the following: Alcohol, nudity, drama, lesbian making out, drugs, sex, rock n' roll, fights, waffle house, a physical encounter with trashy kids from a neighboring town, crying, more alcohol, vomiting, and maybe a bag of chips. Unfortunately, we never had any parties catered.
-Taylor could not believe she only had a few days left in Laguna. I liked how Stephen gave Taylor this long story about, "When I left....blah blah blah". Since when is Stephen the authority on leaving? He was away from Laguna for about five minutes.
-Did anyone else notice how there were no cars in LC's driveway when Kristin drove up? Do you think they had valet? It WAS catered, so I wouldn't be surprised. Add "valet" to the list of things that we did not have at our high school parties. (Unless you count the time that Paul Martin took my car without permission and ran it into my garage)
-Kristin put on this long speech about how she is so mature now and her feud with LC is just high school. Well LC made a peace offering by inviting Kristin to her party. How did Kristin repay her? She shows up to the party wearing a trashy jean skirt and doesn't even speak to LC!!! She giggles and sits at another table, then takes Stephen with her when she leaves!! Who is mature now, Kristin?!?! LC is so above them.
-Jason(on the phone to Jessica), "You wanna cruise by real quick?" Jessica nonchalantly responds, "Sure" as she frantically punches the gas, turns the wheel, hops a curb, runs over a small child, outruns the police, and arrives at Jason's house 2.3 seconds later. I think she was already riding by Jason's house stalking him. I've had a few friends who have been known to do that.
-Jason must borrow cars from people. He was driving a Jeep Cherokee, but last night he was in a BMW. What do you drive Jason? Last night's episode also showed Jason sitting on some steps. Was that his house? I can't remember if it said Jason's house. I'm still sticking by my theory that he lives in a trailer.
LAGUNA BEACH FUN
(Pictures of Taylor's fun a U. of Arizona -- http://community.webshots.com/album/455275513GnigVY
Lauren's official website -- www.LaurenConrad.com
real updates--
---Alex H. is moving in with Alex M. (and out of Kristin's place ? scandalous!) in Los Angeles. Alex M. recently set her up with a guy in a band and they are now dating.
---Casey's stepdad invented the frozen burrito and she lives in the old Gucci mansion in Laguna, according to Alex M. "MTV kind of forced me to be friends with her," she said.
---Alex M. is recording an album. So is Talan.
---Jason(currently dating LC), Stephen, and Dieter live together in Los Angeles in a 16th floor high-rise. Jason and Stephen are taking acting classes; Dieter is interning at a talent agency. None of them cleans the apartment. "You walk in there and you don't even see the floor," Jason said.
---Kristin just scored a small role in an upcoming Al Pacino movie called "88 Minutes." She doesn't know what the part is, and she didn't have to audition.
---Stephen is currently single and looking. He wants someone who is mature, has a good personality, loves to have fun and "can keep up." And by the way, he never hooked up with Paris Hilton.
3 comments:
-funny darren, none of our high school parties were catered either. one time my parents got barbeque from red hot 'n blue...does that count?
-i also noticed that kristen pulled up and was the only one in the driveway. do we think there was valet? or did kristen just top of her bitchy attitude by parking at the top of the driveway, and blocking in the parents...i hate when people do that at the crisler's.
-affirmative. neither lc nor stephen can talk about college or leaving laguna...cause it pretty much didn't happen.
-jessica can blow me.
-jason can live in a trailer.
-can't believe the alexs moved in together...
-can believe that alex m. and talan are recording albums...their voices are so amazing.
-i also got hard when i saw lo. i hope that she becomes more regular next season. shes the best.
Ok-
It must be nice to get your high school party catered, but at the same time there were like maybe 7 people there. And the had to eat like out of the heavy duty tin foil pans they were delivered in. Now come on this is Laguna Beach where everything is grand. Find some nice Tiffany's silver LC, I know you got some in that swank pad of yours.
Where were the cars at LC's? Maybe they all rode together... all in the back of Stephen's piece of shitita truck, now that would be a great storyline!
Umm, Stephen and LC... I didn't realize you two actually left Laguna. Did I miss an episode?
Jessica- if you don't like the community college you're at now, there is a REALLY GREAT one in Moorhead, MS, I mean they don't have a beach, but they DO have Trojan Lake, a random catfish pond, or lovely trash filled creek named Turkey for all of your sunbathing needs.
Gah, Jason you're such a pussy for crying, like you care about LC! Bitch!
I want Alex (Kristin's) to have her own spinoff, and I just want her to wear her little green terry cloth bathing suit cover and get drunk and dance around. I love her!
-First of all, no one is excited as me that the finale is commercial free!
-hmmm...i do believe the only catered party I went to in high school was a wedding! Unless LC's parents were renewing their vows I assume it was just a bunch of rich asses who have nothing better to do with their money...LC next time you decide to waste money, I'll give you my address
-Stephen might not be getting it with Paris Hilton, but her and Talan are sure cozy..(saw that on E! News)
-"You can come to the driveway, but my daddy won't let you in the house"...you burned him there LC..way to show Jason whos boss..
-Who else would like to see Alex H beat the shit out of Kristen..you did say she moved out..maybe there's a cat fight in store...
-My roommate and I have come up with the theory that Casey made her parents move to Laguna just so she could be on the show...we think it's a prize for the horrible weave they got her...she needs to call Taniqua from the hood to hook her up
-Does anyone know what Stephen wants to do with his life besides Kristin...oh wait i know...run the stupid Surf Shop
...until the finale
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