LAGUNA, HOLD YOURSELF TOGETHER!!!!
First let me start by saying that I'm not sure I liked the commercial free episode. I had no time to accomplish anything. I couldn't call Chandra to discuss what was happening. I had to take a shit and I had to hold it in the whole time. They need to give us a break.
How grossed out was everybody when Cedric said,"Its knarly seeing everyone going their own way." Since when do people use the word "Knarly". I'm not even sure how to spell it. The last time I heard that word was in the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure in 1989.
The view from LC's house took my breath away. She is perfect in every way. I would park a trailer on that land and live there for the rest of my life.
Stephen conveniently comes around to LC when that bitch Kristin isn't there. Then he runs to Kristin to love up on her. Stephen, move on!!! Neither of them want you! You are yesterday's news!! Go fuck Jessica's sister!!
Even though I hate her, how proud was everybody that Kristin showed some emotion?!?
How many times in this episode did somebody say "weird". It's weird that we're leaving.....It just feels weird.......Isn't this weird........It's weird that we used to get ready right here....I feel weird.......Jessica is weird
I thought it was funny when Kristin, Alex H., and Jessica were in the room together. First Kristin said,"Isn't it weird that we used to get ready right here. Me and you in there....And Jessica out here". They won't even let Jessica get ready near them. Then Kristin says to Alex H.,"Thank GOD I don't have to say goodbye to you. I don't know what I would do." While Jessica is standing there thinking, "What bitch, its so easy to say goodbye to me?"
Why is everybody crying so much?? I may be mistaken, but I think Laguna Beach is not much more than an hour from L.A. They are not even going that far!! AND most of them are going to be together in L.A. I know Jessica is going to be busy with her classes at Laguna Beach Delta Community College, but surely she can make time to drive the short distance to visit.
Do they get paid for this show?? If so, surely Stephen would trade in his Toyota Tacoma extended cab pickup truck.
Why did they have this long dramatic ending montage about Kristin?? Who cares about that bitch!!! We want more of Casey's maid!!
Let me just say that I'm already obssessed. I was not aware that LC had a sister. Laguna Beach 3 looks like there are some skank bitches up on there. I can't wait. And to top it all off, "The Hills"!!! LC has her own show!!!! Where am I going to find all the time for this?!?!?! Maybe I'll just quit my job and live with my parents forever. Whatever it takes to support LC.
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This is supposedly Alex H.'s xanga. Tell me if you think it's real...
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xluvsjuicyx
By the way, comments have gotten less and less each week. (Thank you to the regulars- Chandra, Angela, Salla-Matthew, Caitlyn) You people need to get on the ball. I know you have more to say. Some people, like Diana Evans, have an excuse - they like Kristin. The only way we allow positive posts to be made about Kristin is if you follow that comment with an even more positive comment about LC. Thanks! Happy posting!!
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OK- first and foremost Darren, I post a comment EVERY single Monday. I cannot believe you would even leave me off, I am so faithful.
I kind of thought this episode was boring. Except for the part where they announced that LC was getting her own show. I cannot wait! I'm so proud of LC.
Stephen makes me mad. I mean, it's almost like he acts like he does to LC on purpose. It's like he knows how she feels about him, (and yes, I think she still likes him)and he like leads her on. Whatevs...
Umm, I think Cedric was crying at the beach! And Talan and Jason just totally dissed him and were like, Cedric is creeping us out lets go... I would love to know where he went to college.
Let me please make this statement before I get stoned to death for my next statement- I LOVE LC SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, SMART, TALENTED AND RICH!!!!!!!!!!! AND MY FAV!!!!!
OK- now that I have confessed my love for LC I can safely say that I was proud of Kristin for showing some emotion. I kind of teared up when she was crying. I mean if there were no LC or LO or Alex H. or Casey she would be my next favorite person on Laguna Beach. OH GOD PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
I really do love Alex H. and she was just standing there while Kristin was hugging Jessica and I know she was thinking "ha ha Jessica you dumb bitch, I have her all to myself now, three's a crowd!"
How excited is everyone about "The Hills"? Cannot wait. When did they say it was coming on?
And Laguna Beach 3 with LC's sister. Life does not get better! This class looks like a bunch of skanks. I'm sure there will so much drama. I wonder if there will be a Laguna Beach 10 with Jessica's beautiful sister as the narrator?
Where was Casey in this "goodbye" episode?? I'm sure shes going somewhere...maybe you can look into that Darren before your next post...
I super excited about LB 3 and all, but did LC's sister scare anyone else...she looks exactly like LC with brown hair, but for some reason that resembles Francine Frensky from the Arthur cartoon...for those of you who don't know who that is..here's a link..shes on the bottom left
http://www.magazines.com/magcom/covers/0/06/378/0063787.jpg
This finale kind of blew..the only thing I liked is it showed how much more Jessica's life sucks...Kristen doesn't mind saying good-bye to her...she gets reminded that she never had the privalege of getting ready in front of the mirror...and everyone has left her in Laguna...karmas a bitch isn't it Jessica
I do believe when I went off to school my parents went with me to help me move in...where the hell were everyone's parents..it's like they threw their suitcases in the back of their luxury vehicles and said see ya later...
Speaking of luxury vehicles when did LC get that Mercedes...last I knew she was driving the 4Runner.
Oh Cedric..just when you were starting to get cool..when we thought you were ready to get the "Jason's Friend" removed from under your name you go and do something say cry on the beach..we give you an inch and you take a mile..
Can't wait for "The Hills" or LB 3..however what I think we're all wating for is Laguna Beach: Casey's Maids Story
Sorry..for some reason Francine's link isn't working..
Thanks for the shout out Darren. I must say that I was a little disappointed in Laguna last night. There was absolutely not drama. They all just sat around and cried and said bye to each other. However, only Taylor and Jessica are not in LA. I think that I am now a converted LC lover. I cannot wait for The Hills, it looks so good. Well I have to get back to work, but Darren I hope you are happy that I made a comment.
Diana
I'M SORRY!! I thought about Amy after I had posted that. Amy is THE most loyal poster we have(along with a few others). Thank you, AMYCLO!!
Darren, this web site makes me laugh so hard.. in fact i think i just peed my pants a little. On last nights season finale of Lb.. i may have teared up a little, but it was only because i was laughing at how busted and trailoresque jessica is and how her goal in life is to have lots of kids and live in the suburbs.. lets face it- jessica will complete one year at LB Delta CC, after that she will get a job at wal-mart. she will then move into a trailor park on the outskirts of a suburb and im sure it will have a classy/churched up name like Ocean Veiw Mobile Estate .. with jason- they will have a common law marriage- because honestly do you think that jessica even cares enough to be an "honest woman" .. no they will just live together in their trailor and procreate like rabits .. naming all of their children with J's .. i.e. janelle, josiah, jimmie, jerome, jewel, janette, june...etc
anyway ill be sure to read your website all the time now- because i LOVE it!
-hallie
So I have been reading the blog forever and haven't poster (I know, I'm a douche bag) but I just wanted to say that this may be the funniest thing on the internet. I check your blog like three times a day, even though I know you don't update that often. I just re-read stuff and laugh my ass off over and over again. Meagan Wilkinson is the one who got me to read it. I followed the link on her facebook account. Thanks for all the laughs. -ethan
why isnt there a harry potty discussion forum? GET ON IT DARREN! me and hallie are having to post on laguna beach and even though we love to do it, we will probably never stop laughing at eachother for it. where's the love for the minorities? we have rights too!
*PS.. Kev I got your message and I tried to send you a voicemail back but I pressed * to send it and instead it deleted it.. but im so happy about Delta! You have to let me know how it went! We never get people like that in julep except for the lady from Trading Spaces with the red hair.. and she is NO delta burke let me tell you that.
*PSS-darren im gonna start spelling my name with a 'y' now because i think its prettier like that and its all thanks to yoU!
I don't even watch Laguna Beach and I think y'alls comments are hilarious. I'll have to wait on a marathon one weekend and get caught up. I really feel like I'm missing out! - kathleen
Like I'm totally at a lost for words. Why would he want to go and ruin his life by marrying her? Apologies about the link, I'm not computer savy, you will have to just copy and paste the link.
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/talan_torriero/
Jenn- maybe we should just ask Sue Hammons, didn't she marry like the Wahl inventor?
Or we can ask Rob...Last I heard he was living in a trailer in rural Arkansas...can't be too many of those, so it should be easy.
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