Pseudo Famous or Bust!

Hi, kids! Sorry for the delay in posts, but Darren and I were vacationing in beautiful Onalaska, Wisconsin. A great time was had by all. Show your Nothnagles!
Moving on...MTV has released cast photos of the new season of Real World, in Key West, Florida. Let's have a look at these E-list starved youngins, shall we?


Let's meet Janelle first. According to MTV, she's 'very independant.' We've seen this before. Move over, New York Heather...this 'bi-racial beauty' is going to be nothing but a bi-racial bitch. And I love her already. Aneesa ain't got nothing on her.


This is John. His old nickname was 'Johnny Banana.' If that's not a gay reference, I don't know what is. I'm gonna guess he tries to hook up with Svetlana.


Hiya, Jose. Or Juan. Or whatever. He was raised in Brooklyn, fell in with the wrong crowd, saw violence, zzzzzzzz. Whatever. He's also a property owner. Great...he's gonna be like Joe from Miami...thinking he's all cool and whatever. Let's just hope he's not short with a tall, annoying girlfriend. Gosh, I hated Nic.

This is Paula. Remember Melinda, anyone? I guess MTV did, so they tried to cast her clone. MTV loves them some hot girls with trashy names. She apparently 'demands the spotlightt from men and women.' Ten bucks says Aneesa tries to hookup with her on the Gauntlet 8.

Welcome Svetlana! Great, another girl with immigrant parents struggling to conform to her parents strictness, while also trying to be the young slut her loins are trying to make her become. Which side will win? I'm gonna go with slut.

And, openly gay Tyler. Please don't be Miami Dan gay, unless you get into a screaming match with a spicy Latina (not Johanna...but Melissa from Miami). Or Philly Karamo or other guy gay. He'll probably be too busy fending off Johnny Banana's drunken advances.

So, what does everyone think of these kids so far? What are your predictions for each?