Thursday, January 07, 2010

Guess Who's Back

Miss me, bitches?

Why is she holding her tassel like it's some used condom she found at the foot of her bed?















Obviously a teenage bride-to-be escaping her polygamous sect via abandoned box cars.
















Why do I have so many pictures in this same pose? Are they now liquoring up the seniors before their portraits? Mine could have turned out a lot better that way.













Why does this remind me of an opening scene from Law and Order?












Jessy from the block.











It's been almost 3 years since the last Senior Portrait update, but I'm glad to know that flaming bats are still in vogue. But why not shoot one with a flaming baseball?



















If the 'Best News In Town' is a firecrotch, we've read that story before. Thanks, Lindsay.












This was actually supposed to be taken at the top of the waterfall, but someone had to take a snack break.