So I apologize that I did not see all of the Gauntlet from this week, so this post is mainly about last week. This episode started out with people boxing and drinking out by the pool. Ruthie and Kina decided that they would take a swing. Ruthie knocked Kina out and kept beating on her. Then they got up and hugged each other. Whats up with that?!?! I want some bitches fighting!! Coral and Veronica would not have just stood there and got their asses knocked down. Where was Katie when all of this was going on?? This season is long overdue for Katie going off on some bitches. Then Kina travels inside where she has a heart to heart with Randy, who she has been dating for several months. Sick.
The mission for this episode involved tires, rope, and a long wooden plank. Teams had to use these objects to travel a certain distance as a team without touching the ground. The veterans finally had the great idea to use the tires as boots and carry other team members to the finish line, then go back and pick up others. The rookies caught on and copied this idea. Alton may have a 30-pack of abs, but he couldn't handle carrying Danny's prissy ass ten feet. Landon had to come save the day. MTV used music to try to make this scene more dramatic, but it didn't work. Then they had to jump over a rope and push a ball down a hill. Sure enough, the Veterans completed this task without problems, and voila! They won $10,000! Yay! I'm so very happy for them and their "I can walk in a tire, jump over a rope, and bounce a ball for $10,000" careers!
Because this was a Female Gauntlet day, rookie team captain Kina would have to face a teammate in the Gauntlet. This was about to get nasty, and Cameran was not happy about it: "Once we have to start voting our teammates off, then people's true sides are going to flare." Do sides flare? I mean, I've heard of tensions flaring but never sides. Yes, Kina announced that Cameran had volunteered to go home, causing Jeremy to tell us, "I don't understand this." Who the hell is Jeremy? He was on about two episodes of his season. Wren from Real World: Austin had more camera time than him. Well Cameran decided to quit, so you think the Gauntlet is going to be boring, but no. Aneesa provides some entertainment for us.
As Cameran officially called it quits, Aneesa reassured her by saying she loved her, but lo! Not everyone can love THE CAMERAN! "You don't love her. You don't know her," snipped Cara from across the Gauntlet. "You don't know who the fuck I know!" Aneesa sassed back with finger wagging and head weaving. "You can still care about somebody! I wish you would get in the fucking Gauntlet with me, BITCH. You wouldn't fuckin' leave it. How about it, BITCH?" "You are so gross," Cara replied, clearly reaching into her repertoire of 6th grade zingers. (To her credit, Cara wasn't exactly wrong, but still, she could have done better). "'You are like so gross because I lost twenty pounds, and I'm hot now so I feel like I can act any way i fuckin' want.' Suck my dick, bitch!" Aneesa replied as Timmy supplied a heavy stream of dumb, mocking faces behind her back. Look Timmy, you're not funny. You never have been, you never will be. It's not a bad thing. It's just the way it is. Now, please go away. Anyway, Aneesa wrapped up her rant with the ever imposing threat, "I don't need a Gauntlet, bitch. I will cut you with WORDS!" She then followed up with an interview, saying, "Now, bitch, you don't know me! You don't know who I know! You don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do to you if I didn't care about being here." Wow. Who did she know? And what were they going to do?? Maybe Aneesa was going to have the lesbian mafia take out Cara.
Nevertheless, Cameran pranced out of the house in chipper spirits, and as the taxi ferreted her off to wherever, Kina and Randy huddled near each other and talked about how being viewed as a couple might be a bad thing. Ah, if only we cared. Does anybody care?
I will try to catch a rerun of this week's episode because I'm sure it will air about 17 times before Monday. I did catch scenes for next week and it looks good. Mark and Robyn have drama. I love Robyn. Quote from Tonya last season. To Robyn "I guess he's just fucking us both". Like that is a good comeback, Tonya.
Friday, December 30, 2005
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Remember Me?
Greetings, all! Sorry for my lengthy absence...things have been all kinds of hectic and whatnot around these parts. Quick shout outs to my gals Chandra & Macy (or Chandracy) and Amy...had a great time at din on Monday.
Moving on. Be warned...VH1's CELEBREALITY is back on January 1st. Remember when it was kinda cool? I mean, I think the world cried along with Adrienne Curry when Peter Brady proposed to her on "My Fair Brady." And we were right there with Flav and Brigitte. But one show I just cannot accept is "Celebrity Fit Club." Though its rerun more than "Real World," "LB," and "My Super Sweet Sixteen" combined, I still cannot sit through more than 7 minutes of this crap. All this time, we thought the hasbeens were on the "Surreal Life." Oh no. If my agent EVER called me and said VH1 wanted me for "Celebrity Fit Club" I would just go ahead and either kill myself or have gastric bypass and have it broadcast via the internet a la Carnie Wilson. The All-Star Cast assembled for season 3? Chastity Bono, Kelly LeBrock, Tempestt Bledsoe, Countess Vaughn, Bruce Vilance, Jeff Conaway, Bizarre and Young MC. I think VH1 is playing a little fast and loose with the term "celebrity." OK, we all know who Chastity is. And Kelly LeBrock was on some 80's movie where she was a beautiful robot. Our girl Tempestt was Vanessa on "The Cosby Show." Jeff Conaway from Grease and Taxi. Young MC I can vouch for. WHO THE HELL ARE THE REST OF THESE PEOPLE? Seriously. I think I may be more well known than some of these people.
Alright...3 tries to post pics to no avail. I'll keep trying.
Be blessed...
Kevo
Moving on. Be warned...VH1's CELEBREALITY is back on January 1st. Remember when it was kinda cool? I mean, I think the world cried along with Adrienne Curry when Peter Brady proposed to her on "My Fair Brady." And we were right there with Flav and Brigitte. But one show I just cannot accept is "Celebrity Fit Club." Though its rerun more than "Real World," "LB," and "My Super Sweet Sixteen" combined, I still cannot sit through more than 7 minutes of this crap. All this time, we thought the hasbeens were on the "Surreal Life." Oh no. If my agent EVER called me and said VH1 wanted me for "Celebrity Fit Club" I would just go ahead and either kill myself or have gastric bypass and have it broadcast via the internet a la Carnie Wilson. The All-Star Cast assembled for season 3? Chastity Bono, Kelly LeBrock, Tempestt Bledsoe, Countess Vaughn, Bruce Vilance, Jeff Conaway, Bizarre and Young MC. I think VH1 is playing a little fast and loose with the term "celebrity." OK, we all know who Chastity is. And Kelly LeBrock was on some 80's movie where she was a beautiful robot. Our girl Tempestt was Vanessa on "The Cosby Show." Jeff Conaway from Grease and Taxi. Young MC I can vouch for. WHO THE HELL ARE THE REST OF THESE PEOPLE? Seriously. I think I may be more well known than some of these people.
Alright...3 tries to post pics to no avail. I'll keep trying.
Be blessed...
Kevo
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
New Show to Obsess Over!!
Since it seems like Kevin is never going to post again, I have decided that we need a new show to obsess over. Making the Band 3 and America's Next Top Model are over already, so it can't be those. I have chosen Real World/Road Rules -- The Gauntlet II. This show already seems like it is going to be good. I'm going to condense the first two episodes into one post.
So the Gauntlet begins and we get to see many of our favorite faces along with some new people. On the veterans team, we have a few people who just need to retire from MTV Reality shows -- in particular, Mark and Beth. They are old and nobody likes Beth anyway. The rookie team has several newcomers that are a welcome addition to the challenge family -- Cameron.
So the first episode ends with Jo from the rookie team basically going crazy. She starts freaking out and calls her dad and tells her dad that she can't take it anymore. Apparently she had forgotten what exactly it was that she had signed up for. I don't know if she had ever watched an MTV reality show before, but basically the recipe includes: alcoholics, drama, boobs, muscles, hooking-up, at least one homosexual, add a Mormon, and stir. I guess she thought they were going to sit around at night and play board games. When Jo finishes talking to her dad, she returns to her room and finds a few drops of chocolate syrup on the floor. No telling what it was from. Well this really sends her over the edge. She says she is going to call the police if they do not let her pack her things (nobody was stopping her). Finally, after enough empty promises, Jo decided to back up her claims and call the fuzz. "I'm being attacked and mandhandled," she complained. "I've got wrist marks!" Jo continued her rant to the cops: "If you do not get your f*cking butts here now, I will sue this island!" That seems like a reasonable demand. I mean, all island nations should be held responsible when chocolate syrup appears near various beds and linens. This could really be a landmark case. Well, Jo finally concluded her emergency call by declaring, "I've been seriously manhandled on the island of Tobago." Seriously manhandled. I'm sure there are a few, I don't know, rape and assault victims who'd like to smack you right now, Jo. This was the end of the first episode. I hate when they do this, but they made the scenes from next week seem like next week's episode was going to be all about Jo's drama and what sent her over the edge.
The next episode begins with Jo being escorted by the police out of the house. It lasted two seconds when the preview made it seem like a better explanation would be given. What is wrong with Jo? Why did she go crazy?
The first challenge was a task where each team had to carry cocounuts using two bamboo poles. The rookies pulled off a close victory which meant the male veteran team captain would have to face a member of his own team in the gauntlet. Julie, the ever pleasant mormon, was not happy with the loss stating, "F*ck! What the f*ck did we do wrong??". I'm so proud she is setting such a good example for Mormons everywhere. 45 year old Mark Long suggested pulling names from a hat, thus prompting an irate Derrick speech. "I think that's bullshit. Why can't people f*ckin come up here and say what you want to say. Say what you want to say in front of everyone." Huh? How about you "articulate" what you want to say instead. Still, everyone -- particularly Aneesa -- felt that secret ballot would be best. But not Derrick! "No! No! No! I don't like that bullshit. That's bullshit. F*ck that and f*ck you too!" he said, directing his last bit of steroid rage towards Aneesa and her fro-hawk-mullet. The secret ballot won, so everybody put in their votes. Not surprisingly, Derrick was voted to go into the Gauntlet to face his team captain, Adam. Derrick sent Adam home by beating him in a game of "Name That Coconut" which was basically Challenge trivia. Later, as Derrick moved into the captain bedroom, someone called out "Hey Derrick!" To which he replied, "Actually, just start calling me Captain now. Ha ha! Just kidding." I am looking forward to the next few weeks. I'm sure Derrick is going to provide some fun alcoholic, steroid-infused drama that will be fun for all of us. What do you think??
So the Gauntlet begins and we get to see many of our favorite faces along with some new people. On the veterans team, we have a few people who just need to retire from MTV Reality shows -- in particular, Mark and Beth. They are old and nobody likes Beth anyway. The rookie team has several newcomers that are a welcome addition to the challenge family -- Cameron.
So the first episode ends with Jo from the rookie team basically going crazy. She starts freaking out and calls her dad and tells her dad that she can't take it anymore. Apparently she had forgotten what exactly it was that she had signed up for. I don't know if she had ever watched an MTV reality show before, but basically the recipe includes: alcoholics, drama, boobs, muscles, hooking-up, at least one homosexual, add a Mormon, and stir. I guess she thought they were going to sit around at night and play board games. When Jo finishes talking to her dad, she returns to her room and finds a few drops of chocolate syrup on the floor. No telling what it was from. Well this really sends her over the edge. She says she is going to call the police if they do not let her pack her things (nobody was stopping her). Finally, after enough empty promises, Jo decided to back up her claims and call the fuzz. "I'm being attacked and mandhandled," she complained. "I've got wrist marks!" Jo continued her rant to the cops: "If you do not get your f*cking butts here now, I will sue this island!" That seems like a reasonable demand. I mean, all island nations should be held responsible when chocolate syrup appears near various beds and linens. This could really be a landmark case. Well, Jo finally concluded her emergency call by declaring, "I've been seriously manhandled on the island of Tobago." Seriously manhandled. I'm sure there are a few, I don't know, rape and assault victims who'd like to smack you right now, Jo. This was the end of the first episode. I hate when they do this, but they made the scenes from next week seem like next week's episode was going to be all about Jo's drama and what sent her over the edge.
The next episode begins with Jo being escorted by the police out of the house. It lasted two seconds when the preview made it seem like a better explanation would be given. What is wrong with Jo? Why did she go crazy?
The first challenge was a task where each team had to carry cocounuts using two bamboo poles. The rookies pulled off a close victory which meant the male veteran team captain would have to face a member of his own team in the gauntlet. Julie, the ever pleasant mormon, was not happy with the loss stating, "F*ck! What the f*ck did we do wrong??". I'm so proud she is setting such a good example for Mormons everywhere. 45 year old Mark Long suggested pulling names from a hat, thus prompting an irate Derrick speech. "I think that's bullshit. Why can't people f*ckin come up here and say what you want to say. Say what you want to say in front of everyone." Huh? How about you "articulate" what you want to say instead. Still, everyone -- particularly Aneesa -- felt that secret ballot would be best. But not Derrick! "No! No! No! I don't like that bullshit. That's bullshit. F*ck that and f*ck you too!" he said, directing his last bit of steroid rage towards Aneesa and her fro-hawk-mullet. The secret ballot won, so everybody put in their votes. Not surprisingly, Derrick was voted to go into the Gauntlet to face his team captain, Adam. Derrick sent Adam home by beating him in a game of "Name That Coconut" which was basically Challenge trivia. Later, as Derrick moved into the captain bedroom, someone called out "Hey Derrick!" To which he replied, "Actually, just start calling me Captain now. Ha ha! Just kidding." I am looking forward to the next few weeks. I'm sure Derrick is going to provide some fun alcoholic, steroid-infused drama that will be fun for all of us. What do you think??
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Sooooo Funny
I don't know if any of you watched SNL this past Saturday night, but the host was so extremely funny. His name is Dane Cook and his opening monologue was basically just a stand-up routine. I had never heard of him, but I'm going to see if he has a CD out. I found a website where you can listen to his monologue. Please listen, it is worth it.
http://mp.danwho.net/index.php?id=snl_danecook_monologue
http://mp.danwho.net/index.php?id=snl_danecook_monologue
Signs that you have grown up
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. I have visited some of my friends that this is not true of
4. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "breakup".
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up".
10. You're the one calling the police because those #&^%*@$ kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is not longer "pretty good stuff". Arbor Mist
21. You actually eat breakfast at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink like I used to" replaces, "I'm never gonna drink that much again!"
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. We've always done this because we are some broke fools
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh SHIT what the hell happened?" or "Who's the dad?"
Why are we so old? All of these are true!
Sunday, December 04, 2005
I'm Still Trying to Hang On.....
to Laguna Beach!!!!
This is some Laguna Beach info. I just received. Thanks Diana!!
Laguna Gossip...> >>> >> A coworker's friend just emailed him this. hope you are all fans of laguna. Random story........ I went to lunch yesterday with my sister and her friend Jenna. Jenna happens to work for Oprah. The other day, she was in the Harpo studios cafeteria getting breakfast, when lo and behold, there they were -> >Kristin, Jessica,Alex H. Alex M. and Taylor. Turns out they went to school with one of Harpo's marketing assistants and were there as her guests for the show. Jenna is a huge fan and was freaking out a bit (and she doesn't even freak out over celebrities!) and the marketing director said she would have the Laguna Beach girls stop by her office before they left. So, there they were, the LB girls and Jenna which gave Jenna a chance to ask some pressing questions........here is the scoop: Jessica is not very smart (duh!) nor very pretty in person. She is in community college and not doing a whole lot. Jenna asked her if her parents were mortified by her behavior - she said they weren't exactly pleased. She just used Jeff (boy that was at end of season)- didn't really like him, just wanted someone to make out with. Stephen and Jason are good friends and live together in LA, but Jason is always at L.C's. Turns out he and LC never broke up and are still dating. Also, turns out Jason has some MAJOR issues - the reason he didn't go to graduation.......he didn't graduate. He failed his senior year. Ditto for Talan. More on Jason - he has been in and out of rehab about 3 times in the past year. He is also bipolar and is on some major medication. His grandparents are the wealthy ones and his parents don't really work- just live off of the grandparents. More on Talan - his mom used to be some actress so is pretty well-connected in Hollywood. The engagement to Kimberly Stewart was just a publicity stunt - they weren't really engaged (Surprise, Surprise). His mom is trying to coach him on getting himself into the limelight. Stephen and Kristin are dating - they just got back from a vacation together in Hawaii - she's not really dating that Jenner guy - another publicity stunt. Kristin is trying to "make it" in Hollywood. Taylor is at school at the University of Arizona. Alex H. and Alex M. are roommates. Alex M. is trying to make it in the music world and Alex H. dates a guy in Alex M.'s backup band. Another tidbit - Jason used to hit(ie, abuse) Alex M. when they dated. Per Alex M., the reason you didn't see that in the show is b/c MTV was trying to sell a fantasy. That is also why you don't see Alex M. and Jason actually break up. Another thing, is apparently MTV and BMW have some sort of deal, which is why you always see them driving around in BMWs - ie, Kristin's dad didn't really buy her the BMW - she got it from MTV. (Well I wonder why Stephen hasn't received his BMW? Maybe he just likes his Toyota Tacoma)
So what does everybody think? Comments, please
This is some Laguna Beach info. I just received. Thanks Diana!!
Laguna Gossip...> >>> >> A coworker's friend just emailed him this. hope you are all fans of laguna. Random story........ I went to lunch yesterday with my sister and her friend Jenna. Jenna happens to work for Oprah. The other day, she was in the Harpo studios cafeteria getting breakfast, when lo and behold, there they were -> >Kristin, Jessica,Alex H. Alex M. and Taylor. Turns out they went to school with one of Harpo's marketing assistants and were there as her guests for the show. Jenna is a huge fan and was freaking out a bit (and she doesn't even freak out over celebrities!) and the marketing director said she would have the Laguna Beach girls stop by her office before they left. So, there they were, the LB girls and Jenna which gave Jenna a chance to ask some pressing questions........here is the scoop: Jessica is not very smart (duh!) nor very pretty in person. She is in community college and not doing a whole lot. Jenna asked her if her parents were mortified by her behavior - she said they weren't exactly pleased. She just used Jeff (boy that was at end of season)- didn't really like him, just wanted someone to make out with. Stephen and Jason are good friends and live together in LA, but Jason is always at L.C's. Turns out he and LC never broke up and are still dating. Also, turns out Jason has some MAJOR issues - the reason he didn't go to graduation.......he didn't graduate. He failed his senior year. Ditto for Talan. More on Jason - he has been in and out of rehab about 3 times in the past year. He is also bipolar and is on some major medication. His grandparents are the wealthy ones and his parents don't really work- just live off of the grandparents. More on Talan - his mom used to be some actress so is pretty well-connected in Hollywood. The engagement to Kimberly Stewart was just a publicity stunt - they weren't really engaged (Surprise, Surprise). His mom is trying to coach him on getting himself into the limelight. Stephen and Kristin are dating - they just got back from a vacation together in Hawaii - she's not really dating that Jenner guy - another publicity stunt. Kristin is trying to "make it" in Hollywood. Taylor is at school at the University of Arizona. Alex H. and Alex M. are roommates. Alex M. is trying to make it in the music world and Alex H. dates a guy in Alex M.'s backup band. Another tidbit - Jason used to hit(ie, abuse) Alex M. when they dated. Per Alex M., the reason you didn't see that in the show is b/c MTV was trying to sell a fantasy. That is also why you don't see Alex M. and Jason actually break up. Another thing, is apparently MTV and BMW have some sort of deal, which is why you always see them driving around in BMWs - ie, Kristin's dad didn't really buy her the BMW - she got it from MTV. (Well I wonder why Stephen hasn't received his BMW? Maybe he just likes his Toyota Tacoma)
So what does everybody think? Comments, please
Saturday, December 03, 2005
EUREKA!
IT IS ON, KIDDOS! APPARENTLY BLOGGER AND I HAVE PATCHED UP OUR DIFFERENCES AND (KNOCK ON WOOD) SENIOR PORTRAITS SHALL RETURN!KEEP 'EM COMING!
Pictured above is Chandra and the soon to be Macy (or Macie or Macye or MayCee or MeiSee) Ellis' Godmother!
Monday, November 28, 2005
There is no hope for us
I am pulling myself together after I just read some very upsetting news. Talan and Kimberly Stewart are calling it quits. What is happening? All of the mega-couples are calling it quits -- Brad and Jen, Nick and Jessica, and now Talan and Kimberly. I thought it was true love. I thought it was for forever. They had only been dating a few weeks when they announced their engagement, but I'm sure those were magical weeks filled with alcohol, sex, drugs, and outings with Paris. If two love birds like Talan and Kimberly can't stay together, is there really hope for the rest of us?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10222635/
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10222635/
Thursday, November 24, 2005
Make Room For Daddy
Hello and Happy Thanksgiving, all! Can anyone believe the news about Jess & Nick? Who saw this coming?
More stuff to come.
Be blessed.
More stuff to come.
Be blessed.
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Delta Delight
Greetings, all...hope erryone enjoyed the finale of LB on Monday...I did not have the privelage because I was in fine dining hell. But whatever, I'm not bitter.
Moving on...
I thought last night that maybe I'd died and gone to heaven, because I sure came face to face with an angel. Who, you may be asking? Or, to be correct, whom? None other than Delta "Suzanne Sugarbaker" Burke. That's right, folks...Suzanne was all up in the PPC!! Some of you may know that this past summer, I had the privelage of waiting on Brook Burke (sidenote...that makes me think of Wild On! which then makes me think of Taradise, which then makes my stomach upset and not in a gassy way, and then I feel like I need to wash my sheets and run by the free clinic but I digress). Anyway...let me just say...Delta is my favorite Burke. Girl looks good. Sure she's had a little (read: lot) nip/tuck done...but its working for her. It is odd that she looks more like the 1988 Suzanne Sugarbaker than the 1991 Suzanne or the 1997 whatever-her-characters-name-was-on-short-lived-sitcom. I'm pretty sure that skin that was formerly on her chest has now been lifted to form her face, but it looks good. It does seem that the work has left her with a perma-grin. But girl looked beautiful...she's slimmed down...I'd say a size 6 or 8 maybe. Hair was perhaps a little over-processed, but good. Walked like she had just won Miss Florida 1974 all over again. Spoke just like Suzanne. Noticeably absent: Mesach Taylor. Also noticeably absent: Major Dad. Where was her husband? The other people present had escorts. What does this mean?
Anyway...I'm going to work on pictures again...blogger and I hate each other...but it appears that ellipsis points and I are best of friends.
Anyway...be blessed, children...AND POST!
LOVE!
Moving on...
I thought last night that maybe I'd died and gone to heaven, because I sure came face to face with an angel. Who, you may be asking? Or, to be correct, whom? None other than Delta "Suzanne Sugarbaker" Burke. That's right, folks...Suzanne was all up in the PPC!! Some of you may know that this past summer, I had the privelage of waiting on Brook Burke (sidenote...that makes me think of Wild On! which then makes me think of Taradise, which then makes my stomach upset and not in a gassy way, and then I feel like I need to wash my sheets and run by the free clinic but I digress). Anyway...let me just say...Delta is my favorite Burke. Girl looks good. Sure she's had a little (read: lot) nip/tuck done...but its working for her. It is odd that she looks more like the 1988 Suzanne Sugarbaker than the 1991 Suzanne or the 1997 whatever-her-characters-name-was-on-short-lived-sitcom. I'm pretty sure that skin that was formerly on her chest has now been lifted to form her face, but it looks good. It does seem that the work has left her with a perma-grin. But girl looked beautiful...she's slimmed down...I'd say a size 6 or 8 maybe. Hair was perhaps a little over-processed, but good. Walked like she had just won Miss Florida 1974 all over again. Spoke just like Suzanne. Noticeably absent: Mesach Taylor. Also noticeably absent: Major Dad. Where was her husband? The other people present had escorts. What does this mean?
Anyway...I'm going to work on pictures again...blogger and I hate each other...but it appears that ellipsis points and I are best of friends.
Anyway...be blessed, children...AND POST!
LOVE!
Monday, November 14, 2005
LAGUNA BEACH DISCUSSION IV - NOVEMBER 14
LAGUNA, HOLD YOURSELF TOGETHER!!!!
First let me start by saying that I'm not sure I liked the commercial free episode. I had no time to accomplish anything. I couldn't call Chandra to discuss what was happening. I had to take a shit and I had to hold it in the whole time. They need to give us a break.
How grossed out was everybody when Cedric said,"Its knarly seeing everyone going their own way." Since when do people use the word "Knarly". I'm not even sure how to spell it. The last time I heard that word was in the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure in 1989.
The view from LC's house took my breath away. She is perfect in every way. I would park a trailer on that land and live there for the rest of my life.
Stephen conveniently comes around to LC when that bitch Kristin isn't there. Then he runs to Kristin to love up on her. Stephen, move on!!! Neither of them want you! You are yesterday's news!! Go fuck Jessica's sister!!
Even though I hate her, how proud was everybody that Kristin showed some emotion?!?
How many times in this episode did somebody say "weird". It's weird that we're leaving.....It just feels weird.......Isn't this weird........It's weird that we used to get ready right here....I feel weird.......Jessica is weird
I thought it was funny when Kristin, Alex H., and Jessica were in the room together. First Kristin said,"Isn't it weird that we used to get ready right here. Me and you in there....And Jessica out here". They won't even let Jessica get ready near them. Then Kristin says to Alex H.,"Thank GOD I don't have to say goodbye to you. I don't know what I would do." While Jessica is standing there thinking, "What bitch, its so easy to say goodbye to me?"
Why is everybody crying so much?? I may be mistaken, but I think Laguna Beach is not much more than an hour from L.A. They are not even going that far!! AND most of them are going to be together in L.A. I know Jessica is going to be busy with her classes at Laguna Beach Delta Community College, but surely she can make time to drive the short distance to visit.
Do they get paid for this show?? If so, surely Stephen would trade in his Toyota Tacoma extended cab pickup truck.
Why did they have this long dramatic ending montage about Kristin?? Who cares about that bitch!!! We want more of Casey's maid!!
Let me just say that I'm already obssessed. I was not aware that LC had a sister. Laguna Beach 3 looks like there are some skank bitches up on there. I can't wait. And to top it all off, "The Hills"!!! LC has her own show!!!! Where am I going to find all the time for this?!?!?! Maybe I'll just quit my job and live with my parents forever. Whatever it takes to support LC.
Other Info:
This is supposedly Alex H.'s xanga. Tell me if you think it's real...
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xluvsjuicyx
By the way, comments have gotten less and less each week. (Thank you to the regulars- Chandra, Angela, Salla-Matthew, Caitlyn) You people need to get on the ball. I know you have more to say. Some people, like Diana Evans, have an excuse - they like Kristin. The only way we allow positive posts to be made about Kristin is if you follow that comment with an even more positive comment about LC. Thanks! Happy posting!!
First let me start by saying that I'm not sure I liked the commercial free episode. I had no time to accomplish anything. I couldn't call Chandra to discuss what was happening. I had to take a shit and I had to hold it in the whole time. They need to give us a break.
How grossed out was everybody when Cedric said,"Its knarly seeing everyone going their own way." Since when do people use the word "Knarly". I'm not even sure how to spell it. The last time I heard that word was in the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure in 1989.
The view from LC's house took my breath away. She is perfect in every way. I would park a trailer on that land and live there for the rest of my life.
Stephen conveniently comes around to LC when that bitch Kristin isn't there. Then he runs to Kristin to love up on her. Stephen, move on!!! Neither of them want you! You are yesterday's news!! Go fuck Jessica's sister!!
Even though I hate her, how proud was everybody that Kristin showed some emotion?!?
How many times in this episode did somebody say "weird". It's weird that we're leaving.....It just feels weird.......Isn't this weird........It's weird that we used to get ready right here....I feel weird.......Jessica is weird
I thought it was funny when Kristin, Alex H., and Jessica were in the room together. First Kristin said,"Isn't it weird that we used to get ready right here. Me and you in there....And Jessica out here". They won't even let Jessica get ready near them. Then Kristin says to Alex H.,"Thank GOD I don't have to say goodbye to you. I don't know what I would do." While Jessica is standing there thinking, "What bitch, its so easy to say goodbye to me?"
Why is everybody crying so much?? I may be mistaken, but I think Laguna Beach is not much more than an hour from L.A. They are not even going that far!! AND most of them are going to be together in L.A. I know Jessica is going to be busy with her classes at Laguna Beach Delta Community College, but surely she can make time to drive the short distance to visit.
Do they get paid for this show?? If so, surely Stephen would trade in his Toyota Tacoma extended cab pickup truck.
Why did they have this long dramatic ending montage about Kristin?? Who cares about that bitch!!! We want more of Casey's maid!!
Let me just say that I'm already obssessed. I was not aware that LC had a sister. Laguna Beach 3 looks like there are some skank bitches up on there. I can't wait. And to top it all off, "The Hills"!!! LC has her own show!!!! Where am I going to find all the time for this?!?!?! Maybe I'll just quit my job and live with my parents forever. Whatever it takes to support LC.
Other Info:
This is supposedly Alex H.'s xanga. Tell me if you think it's real...
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xluvsjuicyx
By the way, comments have gotten less and less each week. (Thank you to the regulars- Chandra, Angela, Salla-Matthew, Caitlyn) You people need to get on the ball. I know you have more to say. Some people, like Diana Evans, have an excuse - they like Kristin. The only way we allow positive posts to be made about Kristin is if you follow that comment with an even more positive comment about LC. Thanks! Happy posting!!
Thursday, November 10, 2005
I HATE BLOGGER
So, kids...I'm not dead...just unable to make a freakin post. I've got my senior portraits ready to post on Saturday...wait for it.
In other news, I waited on a lady today wearing bear-covered scrubs...and what did her angel-adorned nametag say? "Desiree Flurry, LPN" She smelled like a 1988 Ford Aerostar Minivan with no air full of 9 or 10 illegal immigrants driving through Death Valley in August. I not only shat on myself, but I shat on the walls and everyone around me.
Shout outs to some of our newest readers...Mandy (my Boo) as well as Jason and Philip (or Phillip). Welcome!
Alas, I just tried 8 times to load a picture to no avail, so I'm going to return to the ole PPC.
Blessings, all.
KFed
In other news, I waited on a lady today wearing bear-covered scrubs...and what did her angel-adorned nametag say? "Desiree Flurry, LPN" She smelled like a 1988 Ford Aerostar Minivan with no air full of 9 or 10 illegal immigrants driving through Death Valley in August. I not only shat on myself, but I shat on the walls and everyone around me.
Shout outs to some of our newest readers...Mandy (my Boo) as well as Jason and Philip (or Phillip). Welcome!
Alas, I just tried 8 times to load a picture to no avail, so I'm going to return to the ole PPC.
Blessings, all.
KFed
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
LAGUNA BEACH DISCUSSION III - NOVEMBER 7
These are my comments on last night's episode of Laguna Beach. Feel free to comment.
-Even though I hate her, I want to give Kristin props for calling Jessica out on being a slut. I think she said that Jessica kissing Jason was "Fucking Gay". I couldn't really tell what she said. They bleeped it out.
-Alex B. said it best when she said,"Freakin' A. Everyone needs to just get over Jason". Alex B. definitely showed us that she was over Jason while going barefoot and making out with Jason in the parking lot of prom. Such a class act.
-LC decided to have a party and had the great idea,"We should have it catered." It must be nice to have the money to cater a high school party. When I was in high school, our parties usually included at least three of the following: Alcohol, nudity, drama, lesbian making out, drugs, sex, rock n' roll, fights, waffle house, a physical encounter with trashy kids from a neighboring town, crying, more alcohol, vomiting, and maybe a bag of chips. Unfortunately, we never had any parties catered.
-Taylor could not believe she only had a few days left in Laguna. I liked how Stephen gave Taylor this long story about, "When I left....blah blah blah". Since when is Stephen the authority on leaving? He was away from Laguna for about five minutes.
-Did anyone else notice how there were no cars in LC's driveway when Kristin drove up? Do you think they had valet? It WAS catered, so I wouldn't be surprised. Add "valet" to the list of things that we did not have at our high school parties. (Unless you count the time that Paul Martin took my car without permission and ran it into my garage)
-Kristin put on this long speech about how she is so mature now and her feud with LC is just high school. Well LC made a peace offering by inviting Kristin to her party. How did Kristin repay her? She shows up to the party wearing a trashy jean skirt and doesn't even speak to LC!!! She giggles and sits at another table, then takes Stephen with her when she leaves!! Who is mature now, Kristin?!?! LC is so above them.
-Jason(on the phone to Jessica), "You wanna cruise by real quick?" Jessica nonchalantly responds, "Sure" as she frantically punches the gas, turns the wheel, hops a curb, runs over a small child, outruns the police, and arrives at Jason's house 2.3 seconds later. I think she was already riding by Jason's house stalking him. I've had a few friends who have been known to do that.
-Jason must borrow cars from people. He was driving a Jeep Cherokee, but last night he was in a BMW. What do you drive Jason? Last night's episode also showed Jason sitting on some steps. Was that his house? I can't remember if it said Jason's house. I'm still sticking by my theory that he lives in a trailer.
LAGUNA BEACH FUN
(Pictures of Taylor's fun a U. of Arizona -- http://community.webshots.com/album/455275513GnigVY
Lauren's official website -- www.LaurenConrad.com
real updates--
---Alex H. is moving in with Alex M. (and out of Kristin's place ? scandalous!) in Los Angeles. Alex M. recently set her up with a guy in a band and they are now dating.
---Casey's stepdad invented the frozen burrito and she lives in the old Gucci mansion in Laguna, according to Alex M. "MTV kind of forced me to be friends with her," she said.
---Alex M. is recording an album. So is Talan.
---Jason(currently dating LC), Stephen, and Dieter live together in Los Angeles in a 16th floor high-rise. Jason and Stephen are taking acting classes; Dieter is interning at a talent agency. None of them cleans the apartment. "You walk in there and you don't even see the floor," Jason said.
---Kristin just scored a small role in an upcoming Al Pacino movie called "88 Minutes." She doesn't know what the part is, and she didn't have to audition.
---Stephen is currently single and looking. He wants someone who is mature, has a good personality, loves to have fun and "can keep up." And by the way, he never hooked up with Paris Hilton.
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
LAGUNA BEACH DISCUSSION II - OCTOBER 31
I'm not putting the discussion in question form this time, but everyone should still post comments. Many people feel very strongly about what goes on at LBHS. This is the place where you can freely voice your opinon (unless you have anything negative to say about LC).
-I liked how Kristin's little opening voiceover said, "We were just hoping we could get through one night without drama." The camera then cut to Jessica. That was the producers's way of saying, "That night without drama? Yeah, that's not going to happen."
-Then the 3 mouseketeers, consisting of Kristen, Alex H., and Jessica, start dissing on LC and Jason's relationship. They said she has problems with her men. Jessica even said, "She must like getting hurt". OK, Jessica is dogging on somebody else's ability to have a healthy relationship. Something is wrong here.
-Why does Jessica try to start drama over anything. I'm glad Jessica learned a lesson in production -- "dress rehearsal" usually means you put on the clothes you are going to use for the performance. While Jessica was trying to make drama out of nothing, it cut to Talan who was so excited about all of the outfits he gets to wear.
-Why are my ears still bleeding from Talan's concert? If I have to hear Alex B.'s voice again, I'm either going to kill her, or myself. Is this all the talent there is in Laguna Beach? Surely someone can tell jokes or do some magic tricks. I would even take a dramatic reading or baton twirling over their singing.
-I'm so glad Alex H. got to walk down the runway by herself. She is finally starting to get the respect she deserves. Kristen even had to share the runway with somebody(Heidi). By the way, who the hell is Heidi?
-Jason just started out the night lying. LC said she wasn't a big fan of girls sitting on his lap. "She just sat down," lied Jason, conveniently forgetting how he pulled Jessica over. Watch out LC. He's a cold-hearted snake. Look into his eyes. Uh oh. He's been telling lies.
-Did anyone notice the big stage mom with back fat wearing the pink dress? What the hell was she doing? She's fat, she doesn't belong in that town. Whose mom do you think she is?
-Why is Jessica such a lying slut??!!??!!
-When Dieter called Jessica, she lied right to him. "When would Jason and I have kissed ever?" Jessica asked. Well, there was that time when you two were dating. And then that time when Jason and Alex were dating. And then that time five minutes ago when Jason and LC were dating. What I don't understand is, why do these people lie when they know that cameras are watching their every move? Eventually the truth comes out. Jason and Jessica are both going to get what they deserve, an unhappy life with each other.
-Why wasn't Jessica's sister in the fashion show?
-Why wasn't Casey's maid in the fashion show? or at least making Quesadillas for it
-So Dieter really stepped it up by being a good friend to LC. I'll admit, when she almost broke down, I almost broke down. Dieter was saying "Hold it in", and I was trying to hold it in. LC kept herself together, and so did I. Props to Dieter.
-Do we maybe secretly want LC to end up with Dieter? Originally, I thought he looked like he had Down's Syndrome, but he really stepped up to the plate for LC.
Fun quiz --- What Laguna Beach character are you? (It only includes the girls)
http://www.ym.com/jsp//quiz/aug2605.jsp
-I liked how Kristin's little opening voiceover said, "We were just hoping we could get through one night without drama." The camera then cut to Jessica. That was the producers's way of saying, "That night without drama? Yeah, that's not going to happen."
-Then the 3 mouseketeers, consisting of Kristen, Alex H., and Jessica, start dissing on LC and Jason's relationship. They said she has problems with her men. Jessica even said, "She must like getting hurt". OK, Jessica is dogging on somebody else's ability to have a healthy relationship. Something is wrong here.
-Why does Jessica try to start drama over anything. I'm glad Jessica learned a lesson in production -- "dress rehearsal" usually means you put on the clothes you are going to use for the performance. While Jessica was trying to make drama out of nothing, it cut to Talan who was so excited about all of the outfits he gets to wear.
-Why are my ears still bleeding from Talan's concert? If I have to hear Alex B.'s voice again, I'm either going to kill her, or myself. Is this all the talent there is in Laguna Beach? Surely someone can tell jokes or do some magic tricks. I would even take a dramatic reading or baton twirling over their singing.
-I'm so glad Alex H. got to walk down the runway by herself. She is finally starting to get the respect she deserves. Kristen even had to share the runway with somebody(Heidi). By the way, who the hell is Heidi?
-Jason just started out the night lying. LC said she wasn't a big fan of girls sitting on his lap. "She just sat down," lied Jason, conveniently forgetting how he pulled Jessica over. Watch out LC. He's a cold-hearted snake. Look into his eyes. Uh oh. He's been telling lies.
-Did anyone notice the big stage mom with back fat wearing the pink dress? What the hell was she doing? She's fat, she doesn't belong in that town. Whose mom do you think she is?
-Why is Jessica such a lying slut??!!??!!
-When Dieter called Jessica, she lied right to him. "When would Jason and I have kissed ever?" Jessica asked. Well, there was that time when you two were dating. And then that time when Jason and Alex were dating. And then that time five minutes ago when Jason and LC were dating. What I don't understand is, why do these people lie when they know that cameras are watching their every move? Eventually the truth comes out. Jason and Jessica are both going to get what they deserve, an unhappy life with each other.
-Why wasn't Jessica's sister in the fashion show?
-Why wasn't Casey's maid in the fashion show? or at least making Quesadillas for it
-So Dieter really stepped it up by being a good friend to LC. I'll admit, when she almost broke down, I almost broke down. Dieter was saying "Hold it in", and I was trying to hold it in. LC kept herself together, and so did I. Props to Dieter.
-Do we maybe secretly want LC to end up with Dieter? Originally, I thought he looked like he had Down's Syndrome, but he really stepped up to the plate for LC.
Fun quiz --- What Laguna Beach character are you? (It only includes the girls)
http://www.ym.com/jsp//quiz/aug2605.jsp
Friday, October 28, 2005
I'm So Excited...I'm So...I'm So...Scared
Greetings to all and especially anyone who caught the Saved By The Bell reference in the title. I'm so excited that so many people are reading our little blog. Thanks so much. I am, however, a little scared...I mean, its gotta be good now. We'll see.
Thanks to everyone who has been inundating me with senior portraits...I love 'em all and will get back on senior portrait duty next week. In the mean time, I'll be appearing as an indentured servant at the Purple Parrot Cafe all weekend.
Just in case everyone wasn't aware...Laguna Beach has been renewed for a 3rd season! Woo Hoo! Word is that there will only be a few new people and will instead focus on the current cast members living in LA and going back to Guna every now and then. As long as LC is on board, so am I. Anyone else miss Lo? And everyone needs to keep an eye out for 8th & Ocean, which is a LBish show set in Miami following 5 male and 5 female models. Should be delish.
I'm sorry this isn't a wonderful post, but I just wanted to thank all of our loyal readers!! Be blessed, children.
Thanks to everyone who has been inundating me with senior portraits...I love 'em all and will get back on senior portrait duty next week. In the mean time, I'll be appearing as an indentured servant at the Purple Parrot Cafe all weekend.
Just in case everyone wasn't aware...Laguna Beach has been renewed for a 3rd season! Woo Hoo! Word is that there will only be a few new people and will instead focus on the current cast members living in LA and going back to Guna every now and then. As long as LC is on board, so am I. Anyone else miss Lo? And everyone needs to keep an eye out for 8th & Ocean, which is a LBish show set in Miami following 5 male and 5 female models. Should be delish.
I'm sorry this isn't a wonderful post, but I just wanted to thank all of our loyal readers!! Be blessed, children.
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
LAGUNA BEACH DISCUSSION FORUM
I have several questions regarding the hit MTV show Laguna Beach. I will post the questions, and hopefully you the reader will post your responses.
1. What do you think about LC and Jason together?
I have mixed emotions on this topic. Jason thinks he is too cool for school, and he's not. I do NOT want LC with a loser, but I want LC to be on the show more. So I guess any LC story line is OK with me.
2. Why do they never show Jason's house? They showed his grandmother's house the other night, but they never show his house. Do you think he lives in a trailer and he's ashamed?
3. Why is Jessica's sister so ugly?
4. Why do they still put "Jason's friend" under Cedric's name? We all know that Cedric is Jason's friend. Its about time Cedric gets to branch off and be his own person.
5. Did anyone notice how Casey told the girls that came to her house, "I made you all sandwiches!!". Then her maid comes in bringing the food. You know Casey didn't make shit. The poor maid rushed in, handed the sandwiches off, making sure she didn't make eye contact. I wish they would have said the maid's name. It probably would have said "Consuela -- Alex's friend's maid".
6. Did anyone notice how Casey's mom's face is pulled so tight she can't even make a facial expression? By the way, I think I love Casey.
7. Who do you think received the best gift for graduation?
A. Kristen's BMW
B. Alex B's trip to Spain
C. Jessica's cubic zirconia necklace from Zale's
D. Casey's maid from Mexico
8. Does anybody else think Cedric has a crush on Jason?
9. Who thinks Alex H should be on the opening credits? She has been a major player in Laguna for two seasons now. Not only is she not on the opening credits, but she still has to have "Kristen's friend" listed under her name. That is just a slap in the face to Alex H. and all of the Alex H.-lovers out there.
Please post comments. Our blog will not survive without your responses.
1. What do you think about LC and Jason together?
I have mixed emotions on this topic. Jason thinks he is too cool for school, and he's not. I do NOT want LC with a loser, but I want LC to be on the show more. So I guess any LC story line is OK with me.
2. Why do they never show Jason's house? They showed his grandmother's house the other night, but they never show his house. Do you think he lives in a trailer and he's ashamed?
3. Why is Jessica's sister so ugly?
4. Why do they still put "Jason's friend" under Cedric's name? We all know that Cedric is Jason's friend. Its about time Cedric gets to branch off and be his own person.
5. Did anyone notice how Casey told the girls that came to her house, "I made you all sandwiches!!". Then her maid comes in bringing the food. You know Casey didn't make shit. The poor maid rushed in, handed the sandwiches off, making sure she didn't make eye contact. I wish they would have said the maid's name. It probably would have said "Consuela -- Alex's friend's maid".
6. Did anyone notice how Casey's mom's face is pulled so tight she can't even make a facial expression? By the way, I think I love Casey.
7. Who do you think received the best gift for graduation?
A. Kristen's BMW
B. Alex B's trip to Spain
C. Jessica's cubic zirconia necklace from Zale's
D. Casey's maid from Mexico
8. Does anybody else think Cedric has a crush on Jason?
9. Who thinks Alex H should be on the opening credits? She has been a major player in Laguna for two seasons now. Not only is she not on the opening credits, but she still has to have "Kristen's friend" listed under her name. That is just a slap in the face to Alex H. and all of the Alex H.-lovers out there.
Please post comments. Our blog will not survive without your responses.
Eh, Why Not?
Comments are like crack for me, people. Indulge my behavior. Become my enablers.
You all know I'm not a fan of seniors who choose to use their musical instruments in their portraits. Case in point: this kid who doesn't even know how to hold this guitar correctly.
Deliverance High School? Nah, I think this is the last known shot of this girl before she was mysteriously abducted by an alligator. And seriously, what are we supposed to believe she's propping her arms on?
That is a hot farm mess. I will send someone $5 if they can tell me what her shirt says. I really don't know what to make of this.
Awww...First, I like the small arts & crafts thingey in the bottom corner. Second...tapered khakis are the perfect choice to complement her svelte body, fun top that can go seamlessly from lazy day to hot night out with just the right accessories, and that classic 4th grade teacher/librarian hairstyle. Third...if you're having body image problems (and I'm assuming she does), don't stand in a small doorway, so that you take up half of it. Just a tip.
These sensible, sexy, strappy, leftover from the wardrobe department of 'Thirtysomething' shoes are made for walking...right out of the photographer's studio. Some people really need stylists.
You all know I'm not a fan of seniors who choose to use their musical instruments in their portraits. Case in point: this kid who doesn't even know how to hold this guitar correctly.
Deliverance High School? Nah, I think this is the last known shot of this girl before she was mysteriously abducted by an alligator. And seriously, what are we supposed to believe she's propping her arms on?
That is a hot farm mess. I will send someone $5 if they can tell me what her shirt says. I really don't know what to make of this.
Awww...First, I like the small arts & crafts thingey in the bottom corner. Second...tapered khakis are the perfect choice to complement her svelte body, fun top that can go seamlessly from lazy day to hot night out with just the right accessories, and that classic 4th grade teacher/librarian hairstyle. Third...if you're having body image problems (and I'm assuming she does), don't stand in a small doorway, so that you take up half of it. Just a tip.
These sensible, sexy, strappy, leftover from the wardrobe department of 'Thirtysomething' shoes are made for walking...right out of the photographer's studio. Some people really need stylists.
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
DOUBLE FEATURE?!?!?!?
Quitcher bitchin.
So, I'm going with Amish or Quaker here...cast your votes for Jebediah
You know, maybe sometimes softball is just too feminine for some girls. Why do I feel like she was jamming to Toby Keith during this shoot? And why do I feel like she wears eye black on a regular basis in lieu of other makeup?
Normally, that freaky woman in town that has all the cats is old. Maybe this is a rare look at one before she permanently buns her hair and reeks of cat piss and catnip.
"Thank goodness we have each other," said Katie to Jenn. Jenn replied, "No, thank goodness we have each other and horribly annoying insturments." She later added, "Nice Tevas, by the way."
Wow. I was not expecting this one. Maybe he's not so much Quaker or Amish as Canadian. Perhaps Alaskan...I know they don't get sun for like 8 months out of the year. Why would you want to be immortalized as scrawny and pale? Why? And why is his belt doing that? I'm. Just. Done. For. Now.
So, I'm going with Amish or Quaker here...cast your votes for Jebediah
You know, maybe sometimes softball is just too feminine for some girls. Why do I feel like she was jamming to Toby Keith during this shoot? And why do I feel like she wears eye black on a regular basis in lieu of other makeup?
Normally, that freaky woman in town that has all the cats is old. Maybe this is a rare look at one before she permanently buns her hair and reeks of cat piss and catnip.
"Thank goodness we have each other," said Katie to Jenn. Jenn replied, "No, thank goodness we have each other and horribly annoying insturments." She later added, "Nice Tevas, by the way."
Wow. I was not expecting this one. Maybe he's not so much Quaker or Amish as Canadian. Perhaps Alaskan...I know they don't get sun for like 8 months out of the year. Why would you want to be immortalized as scrawny and pale? Why? And why is his belt doing that? I'm. Just. Done. For. Now.
Bleh
Greetings, everyone. Thanks to everyone who asked (aka no one)...I had a great time in Chicargo. Shout outs to Tangie and SCAhannon who took care of my Tara Reid-ass.
Now, I don't actually read music, but, I'm guessing she's playing "Ode to Friday Nights At Home With Mom And Dad And An Old Fashioned Sing Along."
Anyone remember Luke Woodham? I'm guessing his senior portrait looked a lot like this. Where do these people go to school?
I get the feeling he was on his way to a drag show...or maybe it really is a pissed off Latina Cowgirl with vertigo
Ahh...the perm...the stained glass shawl...the visible promise ring. I bet she has another pose wearing her "Everybody Love a Jewish Girl" tshirt.
Eh...you again. I bet you never spend a weekend night in Mom's basement playing 'Doom' or a little "D&D," right? People...SWORDS ARE NOT FRIENDS! I never thought I'd have to make that statement.
Now, I don't actually read music, but, I'm guessing she's playing "Ode to Friday Nights At Home With Mom And Dad And An Old Fashioned Sing Along."
Anyone remember Luke Woodham? I'm guessing his senior portrait looked a lot like this. Where do these people go to school?
I get the feeling he was on his way to a drag show...or maybe it really is a pissed off Latina Cowgirl with vertigo
Ahh...the perm...the stained glass shawl...the visible promise ring. I bet she has another pose wearing her "Everybody Love a Jewish Girl" tshirt.
Eh...you again. I bet you never spend a weekend night in Mom's basement playing 'Doom' or a little "D&D," right? People...SWORDS ARE NOT FRIENDS! I never thought I'd have to make that statement.
Thursday, October 13, 2005
TaDa!
Alright, children...I'm going to try this...let's just see if it works...
Perms are sexy. Nice man's watch, too.
Would you look at that...one of Nicole Kidman's children who was allergic to the sun in "The Others" is finally graduating! Such a vision in white. Such an enchantress.
What a long strange trip its been...
Does it look like she's almost floating to anyone else, or did I take a bad hit?
Someone should have stood in front of her closet like that and not let her wear.that.whatever.that.is...
I hate to quote Paris, but, "That's Hot"...no...sorry..."That's not cool"...no...too many puns for this one.
OK...that seems to be all that dial-up will let me do today...more to come...and if you find any....kmoury2118@aol.com
Perms are sexy. Nice man's watch, too.
Would you look at that...one of Nicole Kidman's children who was allergic to the sun in "The Others" is finally graduating! Such a vision in white. Such an enchantress.
What a long strange trip its been...
Does it look like she's almost floating to anyone else, or did I take a bad hit?
Someone should have stood in front of her closet like that and not let her wear.that.whatever.that.is...
I hate to quote Paris, but, "That's Hot"...no...sorry..."That's not cool"...no...too many puns for this one.
OK...that seems to be all that dial-up will let me do today...more to come...and if you find any....kmoury2118@aol.com
Saturday, October 08, 2005
Girls That Would NOT Make My Showchoir 3
OK, I'm back. Lets start off with the first girl that would NOT make my showchoir....
So if you're going to try to fight me, I can't put you in my showchoir.
I think I know why you're angry. Number one, you have cornrows. Number two, your costume came from "Leftover Showchoir Costume Pieces 'R Us". Number three, you wouldn't make my showchoir.
Maybe she didn't notice the back of her hair is different from the front. Maybe she didn't notice that she got the maternity showchoir top. Maybe she's blind.
If I were having auditions for "Karate Kid 4", you would be my first choice.
Let me remind you that this is a picture of a showchoir. Where are the sequins? Where is the costume? Why is he wearing a wifebeater? Is this the Prison High School Showchoir? I don't understand.And the #1 girl that would NOT make my showchoir is.....
Somebody needs to do something with her. I don't understand.
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
I Mean, Call Me Out
Greetings, anyone that reads this. I apologize for my lack of posts, but if Amy Clolinger could get her husband over to Margaret Avenue, we wouldn't be having this problem. Send email to dmbgirl17@aol.com. Anyway...
I think I love OK! magazine. If anyone would like to give me a subscription, I will gladly accept that. Email me for my address.
What is up with all the celeb divorces as of late? I mean, if celebrities who know each other for 3 months and have lavish ceremonies can't make it work after spending 4 months together, what hope is there for the rest of us?
Anyway...the contest is on! That's right, readers of GAH, I MEAN, WE CARE get to name Kelly Lyn Chandra Peaches Jennings Ellis' baby!! Please leave your suggestions in the comment section, and then we'll get started. I'm going to begin with...
BOYS-- Kevin, Keven, Kevehn, or Kevyn
GIRLS -- Kevina, Kavina, Kavinah, or Kevinna
Come on, erryone...do your part and name KLCPJE's baby!! That means you, too, Jan.
Be blessed, everyone.
--KFed
I think I love OK! magazine. If anyone would like to give me a subscription, I will gladly accept that. Email me for my address.
What is up with all the celeb divorces as of late? I mean, if celebrities who know each other for 3 months and have lavish ceremonies can't make it work after spending 4 months together, what hope is there for the rest of us?
Anyway...the contest is on! That's right, readers of GAH, I MEAN, WE CARE get to name Kelly Lyn Chandra Peaches Jennings Ellis' baby!! Please leave your suggestions in the comment section, and then we'll get started. I'm going to begin with...
BOYS-- Kevin, Keven, Kevehn, or Kevyn
GIRLS -- Kevina, Kavina, Kavinah, or Kevinna
Come on, erryone...do your part and name KLCPJE's baby!! That means you, too, Jan.
Be blessed, everyone.
--KFed
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
God Bless America.......and Britney Spears
Sean Preston Can Go to College Now!!
A source tells The National Enquirer that Britney Spears and husband Kevin Federline expect to make $3 million for airing footage of her birth to Sean Preston on the second installment of their reality TV show. The couple also scored a $2 million deal for a subsequent video that will document the entire story of the baby boy's birth, including every detail from the time Britney left home, entered the hospital, had the baby, went back home and their first weeks at home with the baby. Finally, they landed another $1 million from print rights to the first baby photos including an interview with the couple.
I'm glad to see that our girl, Brit is just spending quiet moments at home with her family trying to stay out of the public eye.
Uh-oh
'Extra' reports that Lisa Marie Presley, Britney Spears, and Jessica Simpson and hubby Nick Lachey are amongst the celebrities who face having their homes burned away by the wildfires sweeping through Los Angeles' San Fernando Valley.
Overheard....
Conan O'Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Friday night, "Michael Jackson is back in the news. Fox News reports that Michael Jackson asked Stevie Wonder to appear on his new album, but Stevie turned him down. [Audience aws] Yeah. Stevie's exact quote was, 'I'm blind, not crazy'."
During last night's 'Weekend Update' on 'Saturday Night Live', Amy Poehler "reported", "It was reported that Michael Jackson is trying to put his child molestation trial behind him by reinventing himself as a womanizing hip-hop artist. He'll go by the name The Notorious C-h-i-l-d-M-o-l-e-s-t-e-r."
Never one to hold back on criticizing her fellow artists, Charlotte Church has added Christina Aguilera to her list. "Christina really is the nastiest celebrity I ever met," Church declared, according to ContactMusic.com. "We've got the same management in LA and I saw her in the office there. She didn't really do anything, but she was quite rude."
I've never been one to love up on X-tina, but who does Charlotte Church think she is?
In Touch magazine reports that semi-naked teen queen Lindsay Lohan "had to cover herself until someone on the set threw her a towel" when a young boy wandered onto her her photo shoot for Vanity Fair magazine.
Every young boy's dream. Note to self: subscribe to Vanity Fair magazine
Star magazine is asking if Jessica Simpson's drinking habit is getting out of control after the 'Dukes' star "stumbled out looking pretty drunk" at La Poubelle in Hollywood with Johnny Knoxville and Orlando Bloom on September 8th. Simpson was again drinking at Mood nightclub in Los Angeles on September 14th and at La Poubelle again on September 17th. A spy said the 25-year-old needed to hang on to a staffer at the French eatery to "stop swaying around."
Since when can you not stumble out of a place? I thought that was called "fun", not a "drinking habit". Who's with me?
A source tells The National Enquirer that Britney Spears and husband Kevin Federline expect to make $3 million for airing footage of her birth to Sean Preston on the second installment of their reality TV show. The couple also scored a $2 million deal for a subsequent video that will document the entire story of the baby boy's birth, including every detail from the time Britney left home, entered the hospital, had the baby, went back home and their first weeks at home with the baby. Finally, they landed another $1 million from print rights to the first baby photos including an interview with the couple.
I'm glad to see that our girl, Brit is just spending quiet moments at home with her family trying to stay out of the public eye.
Uh-oh
'Extra' reports that Lisa Marie Presley, Britney Spears, and Jessica Simpson and hubby Nick Lachey are amongst the celebrities who face having their homes burned away by the wildfires sweeping through Los Angeles' San Fernando Valley.
Overheard....
Conan O'Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Friday night, "Michael Jackson is back in the news. Fox News reports that Michael Jackson asked Stevie Wonder to appear on his new album, but Stevie turned him down. [Audience aws] Yeah. Stevie's exact quote was, 'I'm blind, not crazy'."
During last night's 'Weekend Update' on 'Saturday Night Live', Amy Poehler "reported", "It was reported that Michael Jackson is trying to put his child molestation trial behind him by reinventing himself as a womanizing hip-hop artist. He'll go by the name The Notorious C-h-i-l-d-M-o-l-e-s-t-e-r."
Never one to hold back on criticizing her fellow artists, Charlotte Church has added Christina Aguilera to her list. "Christina really is the nastiest celebrity I ever met," Church declared, according to ContactMusic.com. "We've got the same management in LA and I saw her in the office there. She didn't really do anything, but she was quite rude."
I've never been one to love up on X-tina, but who does Charlotte Church think she is?
In Touch magazine reports that semi-naked teen queen Lindsay Lohan "had to cover herself until someone on the set threw her a towel" when a young boy wandered onto her her photo shoot for Vanity Fair magazine.
Every young boy's dream. Note to self: subscribe to Vanity Fair magazine
Star magazine is asking if Jessica Simpson's drinking habit is getting out of control after the 'Dukes' star "stumbled out looking pretty drunk" at La Poubelle in Hollywood with Johnny Knoxville and Orlando Bloom on September 8th. Simpson was again drinking at Mood nightclub in Los Angeles on September 14th and at La Poubelle again on September 17th. A spy said the 25-year-old needed to hang on to a staffer at the French eatery to "stop swaying around."
Since when can you not stumble out of a place? I thought that was called "fun", not a "drinking habit". Who's with me?
Kevin Needs to Post
Kevin Needs to Post
I am student teaching this semester, so I spend countless hours writing lesson plans and sleeping. Somehow I have managed to make 2 real posts since I have started student teaching and I'm about to make a third. Kevin has made 2 tiny posts. We want well-thought out posts with senior portraits!! I know he is busy, but there is no excuse. If you would like Kevin to make an update to the blog, please send these requests to Kmoury2118@aol.com Thanks, management.
I am student teaching this semester, so I spend countless hours writing lesson plans and sleeping. Somehow I have managed to make 2 real posts since I have started student teaching and I'm about to make a third. Kevin has made 2 tiny posts. We want well-thought out posts with senior portraits!! I know he is busy, but there is no excuse. If you would like Kevin to make an update to the blog, please send these requests to Kmoury2118@aol.com Thanks, management.
Saturday, September 17, 2005
From Jay Leno
Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, "According to Playboy, in a Playboy poll of college women, 57% of college women would cheat on their boyfriend with Angelina Jolie. 20% would cheat with Britney Spears, and 12% of women would sleep with Paris Hilton. Here's my question -- where the hell is this college?"
Sidenote: I think this college is called Clinton High School
Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, "According to In Touch magazine, Jessica Simpson may drop her last name and may just be called Jessica. When asked if her husband Nick Lachey would do the same thing, she said, 'Why would he want to be called Jessica?'"
Bless her
You Might Be Britney's Baby if.....
If when you're born, even the placenta has a mullet
If your stroller is already out in the yard on cinderblocks
If someone asked your mom, "Hey, you want to buy a Lay-Z-Boy?" And she says, "I already got one, my husband."
If your dad works almost every day. And by that I mean almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday.
If when you were born the doctor slapped your dad and said "get a job"
New Guinness World Record
A man just broke the world "couch potato" record for the most hours spent watching TV. He watched TV for 70 consecutive hours as part of a Guinness Book of Records week on "Live with Regis and Kelly". The record-breaker could only watch ABC. Rules for the couch potato honor, as stipulated by Guinness, allow for a 5-minute break every hour and a 15-minute break every 8 hours. The viewer must otherwise be constantly looking at the screen. The record breaker, who lives in Toronto but hails from Sri Lanka, now holds more than 16 Guinness records, including the longest duration balancing on one foot (76 hours, 40 minutes) and bowling for 100 hours. He does it, he says, to raise awareness of suffering children.
So I might need to make a call to Guinness. I think I have broken this couch potato record on multiple occasions; however, I would not be able to watch ABC for that long. I can only handle Kelly Ripa for two minutes. After that, I have to go throw up and take an advil. What gets me are the TV marathons. I know other people who are guilty of this, but if a Real World/Road Rules Challenge marathon comes on, I drop EVERYTHING. I will cancel anything and everything to hear Katie call Veronica a "zit faced, JLO wannabe". I wonder if there is a record for most consecutive hours of watching showchoir tapes, because I think I would have that record as well. So whats up with this guy saying he breaks all these records to raise awareness of suffering children? Does balancing on one foot for 76 hours or watching TV for 70 hours really make people aware of suffering children? If watching TV makes people aware of suffering children, then just call me Sally Struthers because I help children all day every day.
Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, "According to Playboy, in a Playboy poll of college women, 57% of college women would cheat on their boyfriend with Angelina Jolie. 20% would cheat with Britney Spears, and 12% of women would sleep with Paris Hilton. Here's my question -- where the hell is this college?"
Sidenote: I think this college is called Clinton High School
Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, "According to In Touch magazine, Jessica Simpson may drop her last name and may just be called Jessica. When asked if her husband Nick Lachey would do the same thing, she said, 'Why would he want to be called Jessica?'"
Bless her
You Might Be Britney's Baby if.....
If when you're born, even the placenta has a mullet
If your stroller is already out in the yard on cinderblocks
If someone asked your mom, "Hey, you want to buy a Lay-Z-Boy?" And she says, "I already got one, my husband."
If your dad works almost every day. And by that I mean almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday.
If when you were born the doctor slapped your dad and said "get a job"
New Guinness World Record
A man just broke the world "couch potato" record for the most hours spent watching TV. He watched TV for 70 consecutive hours as part of a Guinness Book of Records week on "Live with Regis and Kelly". The record-breaker could only watch ABC. Rules for the couch potato honor, as stipulated by Guinness, allow for a 5-minute break every hour and a 15-minute break every 8 hours. The viewer must otherwise be constantly looking at the screen. The record breaker, who lives in Toronto but hails from Sri Lanka, now holds more than 16 Guinness records, including the longest duration balancing on one foot (76 hours, 40 minutes) and bowling for 100 hours. He does it, he says, to raise awareness of suffering children.
So I might need to make a call to Guinness. I think I have broken this couch potato record on multiple occasions; however, I would not be able to watch ABC for that long. I can only handle Kelly Ripa for two minutes. After that, I have to go throw up and take an advil. What gets me are the TV marathons. I know other people who are guilty of this, but if a Real World/Road Rules Challenge marathon comes on, I drop EVERYTHING. I will cancel anything and everything to hear Katie call Veronica a "zit faced, JLO wannabe". I wonder if there is a record for most consecutive hours of watching showchoir tapes, because I think I would have that record as well. So whats up with this guy saying he breaks all these records to raise awareness of suffering children? Does balancing on one foot for 76 hours or watching TV for 70 hours really make people aware of suffering children? If watching TV makes people aware of suffering children, then just call me Sally Struthers because I help children all day every day.
Thursday, September 15, 2005
Its A Boy!
Congrats to Brit and I guess Kevin on welcoming little Preston into the world! You know that girl has already smoked a pack of cigs!
In other news, I'm going to bite the bullet and get the senior pics back up stat...so stay tuned!
In other news, I'm going to bite the bullet and get the senior pics back up stat...so stay tuned!
Friday, September 09, 2005
Gah We Care About Electricity
Hello wonderful and faithful readers. I hope this post finds all of you in great spirits. I must apologize for my absence, but I assure you it was all Trina's fault. I know I've been teasing you with senior portraits, but alas, this is another teaser. Let's just say, Dude, I shouldn't have gotten a Dell. More on that as it becomes available.
Now...first, a great big shout out and congrats to our gal, CHANDRA!!! That girl is expecting! Let's hope her pregnancy is not as long as Brit's, which at last count was 39 months long and still going. Best wishes for Chandra, Whore-hay, and little Katrina (if its a girl) or Katriner (if its a boy). Amy, you and Jay better step it up.
As some of you may know, we've sublet our house to some storm refugees for the next 2 months, so I have relocated to Petal, and without the convenience of cable internet...so posts will not be as often as one might expect. My mom will not leave me alone (that's right...I'm back at home, bitches!) so I need to go take my lithium so I don't kill her. Or at least maim her.
Have a blessed day, children.
Now...first, a great big shout out and congrats to our gal, CHANDRA!!! That girl is expecting! Let's hope her pregnancy is not as long as Brit's, which at last count was 39 months long and still going. Best wishes for Chandra, Whore-hay, and little Katrina (if its a girl) or Katriner (if its a boy). Amy, you and Jay better step it up.
As some of you may know, we've sublet our house to some storm refugees for the next 2 months, so I have relocated to Petal, and without the convenience of cable internet...so posts will not be as often as one might expect. My mom will not leave me alone (that's right...I'm back at home, bitches!) so I need to go take my lithium so I don't kill her. Or at least maim her.
Have a blessed day, children.
Thursday, September 08, 2005
Britney Update
Does Britney have a name for her baby?
Conan O'Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Tuesday night, "Britney Spears is in the news. In a recent interview, Britney Spears' husband, Kevin Federline said he wants to name their baby 'Vegas' because it's his favorite place. Yeah, which means their second child will be named 'Couch.'"
Britney gives up Fritos?
Talk about pre-birth jitters! As BRITNEY SPEARS exited a Malibu market with kid sis JAMIE LYNN, says a source, the ready-to-pop pop tart started to pop a Frito corn chip into her mouth — then stared at it, eyes bulging and body trembling! "What's wrong?" asked Jamie Lynn. Wailed Britney, "Everything is wrong! Look at this Frito... it's shaped like a TWO-HEADED BABY! This is a sign... an omen!" Jamie Lynn tried to calm her, but Britney was inconsolable until sis snapped, "You're creeping me out — and actually, it looks more like a heart than anything else!" Britney flung the chip down, crushed it under her flip-flop and sighed, "No more Fritos until this baby is born!"
Is Brit a chub?
Britney Spears has reportedly gained a massive 51 pounds during her pregnancy. .
The singer, who is expecting her first child with husband Kevin Federline, has been spotted looking increasingly heavier in recent months but now sources claim the weight gain is out of hand.
Britney, who due to give birth later this month , has gone from an estimated 119lbs to a massive 170lbs and her team are now worried she won't be able to get back into shape after the baby, rumoured to be a boy, is born.
Conan O'Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Tuesday night, "Britney Spears is in the news. In a recent interview, Britney Spears' husband, Kevin Federline said he wants to name their baby 'Vegas' because it's his favorite place. Yeah, which means their second child will be named 'Couch.'"
Britney gives up Fritos?
Talk about pre-birth jitters! As BRITNEY SPEARS exited a Malibu market with kid sis JAMIE LYNN, says a source, the ready-to-pop pop tart started to pop a Frito corn chip into her mouth — then stared at it, eyes bulging and body trembling! "What's wrong?" asked Jamie Lynn. Wailed Britney, "Everything is wrong! Look at this Frito... it's shaped like a TWO-HEADED BABY! This is a sign... an omen!" Jamie Lynn tried to calm her, but Britney was inconsolable until sis snapped, "You're creeping me out — and actually, it looks more like a heart than anything else!" Britney flung the chip down, crushed it under her flip-flop and sighed, "No more Fritos until this baby is born!"
Is Brit a chub?
Britney Spears has reportedly gained a massive 51 pounds during her pregnancy. .
The singer, who is expecting her first child with husband Kevin Federline, has been spotted looking increasingly heavier in recent months but now sources claim the weight gain is out of hand.
Britney, who due to give birth later this month , has gone from an estimated 119lbs to a massive 170lbs and her team are now worried she won't be able to get back into shape after the baby, rumoured to be a boy, is born.
Back to business
So we have had a small bump in the road. Many of you may be unaware that a hurricane hit the southeastern US. Due to the hurricane, many people were left without power. I had many people staying at my house, so I was unable to post. Kevin may still not have power. On a serious note, I have many relatives on the coast. My uncle and his family are now homeless. The other day he was standing in line for a meal at the Red Cross. That has to be very humbling for a bank president to be standing in line at the Red Cross for a meal. Many people have asked what they can do. I have been telling everybody to donate to the Red Cross. It is a great organization that will put to good use any possible donation you could give.
For some reason, I can't post pictures from my home computer. I'll have to post pictures next time I'm at somebody else's house. I also know that Kevin has many senior portraits ready to post, but they are on his computer and I don't know if he has power.
Sit tight, more posts will come.
For some reason, I can't post pictures from my home computer. I'll have to post pictures next time I'm at somebody else's house. I also know that Kevin has many senior portraits ready to post, but they are on his computer and I don't know if he has power.
Sit tight, more posts will come.
Thursday, September 01, 2005
That Bitch
Sorry for the delay in updates, but I came into contact with a certain bitch named Katrina, so posts will be a while coming. So Sorry.
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Girls That Would NOT Make My Showchoir 2
So Kevin has decided to make his senior portrait segment a weekly thing, I will do the same with my "Girls that would NOT make my showchoir" segment. Thanks for the comments everyone. Keep them coming!!
What is she licking?? This is showchoir, not Sex Education 101.
I can count on two hands how many years I be up in showchoir.
Doctor, it itches somewhere in this general area.
AND THE NUMBER ONE PERSON OF THE WEEK THAT WOULD NOT MAKE MY SHOWCHOIR IS (DRUMROLL PLEASE).......
KIMBERLY STEWART!! Need I say more. She is a waste of space.
Thanks, DGD
What is she licking?? This is showchoir, not Sex Education 101.
I can count on two hands how many years I be up in showchoir.
Doctor, it itches somewhere in this general area.AND THE NUMBER ONE PERSON OF THE WEEK THAT WOULD NOT MAKE MY SHOWCHOIR IS (DRUMROLL PLEASE).......
KIMBERLY STEWART!! Need I say more. She is a waste of space.Thanks, DGD
So Much To Say
First of all, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATTHEW GODFREY! Only 365 more days to go. And thanks for your spellbinding recollection of...I can't describe...Coral.
Now, it has come to my attention that I called approximately 39 people early Saturday morning. Here now, the explanation: Friday night, three of my coworkers and myself were at the End Zone (great bar) and around closing time (2:00 am) we decided to go to New Orleans. I know, cut to the chase...so we get to New Orleans around 4 am after much drinking at the bar on my part and a good bit on the way down. We proceed to Tropical Isle for hand grenades...and here's where it gets ugly. I think. I'm not real sure what happened after that, but at some point on the ride home, Jonathan coerces me into believing that I had in fact seen Lindsay Lohan (or, if you listened to my messages, I believe I referred to her as "Hohan"). Upon sobering up the next evening, I was informed that that did not happen. I'm very very sorry for any confusion and misleadingnesses. I know its not a word. At that point, with a blood alcohol level of about 3.9, I would have believed pretty much anything. Many apologies.
Now, I would like to thank all of you who submitted senior portraits for the weekly senior portrait roundup. I did receive one from someone in Minnesota (thanks!), but upon inspection, it looked like a girl who kinda looks like Katie (or Kate) Holmes. While I appreciate the effort, I was looking more for hideous senior portraits. If I missed something in that pic, let me know. But thank you, really!
Girl on the left, you're definately taller. Yes, even with the fedora. Does that settle it? Note to readers...I don't care what these oddly matching girls or Kevin Federline says...NO FEDORAS! Just fedon't.
Sadly, while perusing senior portraits, I noticed a disturbing trend...the non-flattering silhouette. Is the focus here supposed to be on her mousy brown hair? The wierd water color background? If she's hiding hideous scarring on the left side of her face, then I guess this pose is acceptable.
I'm glad to see those little things flying around in the Lord of the Rings movies are getting educations and moving on to their senior years. Seriously...I'm speachless.
Ok, is Chompers here graduating? I thought the emphasis in senior portraits was on the seniors? By the way, nice nappy red perm to match your red shirt. Classic.
Hmmm. Umm. I give up. What the hell is going on in this picture? Sad part of this picture? Well, one of many...this was found on this photographer's website. Yes, this gothmess is an advertisement. Maybe a rival photographer posted this on his site to lure customers away.
David...is that you?
Again, I'm going to assume hideous scarring.
Clearly, Michael here was summoned from the lab to shoot this one. Seriously, people...have someone else look at your wardrobe before you have it immortalized for all of time. (But a big thank you from all of us to all of you who don't...what else would we be laughing at now?)
Ok, MJ...first of all...WHAT IS THAT BACKGROUND? Secondly...WHY IN THE HELL ARE YOU POSING LIKE THAT? Third...I just...I...jus...I don't get kids today. Seriously...what is that background?
And, finally, the lesbians were complaining that we had nothing for them...so here we go...young, same-sex, pure, forbidden love.
Sorry, kids...its been a long day (as a result of a long night) so I'm sorry there weren't more, and I'm sorry the captions weren't wittier...but deal with it. And seriously...EMAIL ME PICTURES!
Lastly...Brit...come back!
Have a blessed day, children.
Shout out to my girl Jan!
Now, it has come to my attention that I called approximately 39 people early Saturday morning. Here now, the explanation: Friday night, three of my coworkers and myself were at the End Zone (great bar) and around closing time (2:00 am) we decided to go to New Orleans. I know, cut to the chase...so we get to New Orleans around 4 am after much drinking at the bar on my part and a good bit on the way down. We proceed to Tropical Isle for hand grenades...and here's where it gets ugly. I think. I'm not real sure what happened after that, but at some point on the ride home, Jonathan coerces me into believing that I had in fact seen Lindsay Lohan (or, if you listened to my messages, I believe I referred to her as "Hohan"). Upon sobering up the next evening, I was informed that that did not happen. I'm very very sorry for any confusion and misleadingnesses. I know its not a word. At that point, with a blood alcohol level of about 3.9, I would have believed pretty much anything. Many apologies.
Now, I would like to thank all of you who submitted senior portraits for the weekly senior portrait roundup. I did receive one from someone in Minnesota (thanks!), but upon inspection, it looked like a girl who kinda looks like Katie (or Kate) Holmes. While I appreciate the effort, I was looking more for hideous senior portraits. If I missed something in that pic, let me know. But thank you, really!
Girl on the left, you're definately taller. Yes, even with the fedora. Does that settle it? Note to readers...I don't care what these oddly matching girls or Kevin Federline says...NO FEDORAS! Just fedon't.
Sadly, while perusing senior portraits, I noticed a disturbing trend...the non-flattering silhouette. Is the focus here supposed to be on her mousy brown hair? The wierd water color background? If she's hiding hideous scarring on the left side of her face, then I guess this pose is acceptable.
I'm glad to see those little things flying around in the Lord of the Rings movies are getting educations and moving on to their senior years. Seriously...I'm speachless.
Ok, is Chompers here graduating? I thought the emphasis in senior portraits was on the seniors? By the way, nice nappy red perm to match your red shirt. Classic.
Hmmm. Umm. I give up. What the hell is going on in this picture? Sad part of this picture? Well, one of many...this was found on this photographer's website. Yes, this gothmess is an advertisement. Maybe a rival photographer posted this on his site to lure customers away.
David...is that you?
Again, I'm going to assume hideous scarring.
Clearly, Michael here was summoned from the lab to shoot this one. Seriously, people...have someone else look at your wardrobe before you have it immortalized for all of time. (But a big thank you from all of us to all of you who don't...what else would we be laughing at now?)
Ok, MJ...first of all...WHAT IS THAT BACKGROUND? Secondly...WHY IN THE HELL ARE YOU POSING LIKE THAT? Third...I just...I...jus...I don't get kids today. Seriously...what is that background?
And, finally, the lesbians were complaining that we had nothing for them...so here we go...young, same-sex, pure, forbidden love.
Sorry, kids...its been a long day (as a result of a long night) so I'm sorry there weren't more, and I'm sorry the captions weren't wittier...but deal with it. And seriously...EMAIL ME PICTURES!
Lastly...Brit...come back!
Have a blessed day, children.
Shout out to my girl Jan!
GUEST POST - "Welcome to the Real World"
So we have decided to start having a guest poster every once in a while if we hear a story from them that we deem worthy. Matthew Godfrey had the pleasure of hearing Coral and Landon from Real World fame speak at the University of Southern Mississippi's orientation. Congratulations Matthew Godfrey on being selected as our first guest poster.
"I don't fight, I don't argue, I just beat that bitch wit' a bottle" - Coral
I will begin my post by safely assuming that all readers are familiar with Coral Smith from The Real World season 10 "Back to New York." If you aren't, you may want to reconsider before any further appraisal of this composition. Last night, I had the erratic and noteworthy opportunity of seeing Coral in person. I am currently serving as a USM orientation leader as a part of Southern's first year experience program. Our theme this year for Welcome Week is Welcome to the Real World. And..boy has it turned out to be a real treat. In keeping with the theme, Southern Miss invited both Coral and Landon Lueck from season 15 Philadelphia to speak at last nights opening convocation. The moment we had all been waiting for, drum roll please, Coral appears in a pair or sewn-on jeans with the waist line descending at least 12 inches below her exposed mid-drift, a white wife-beater that I presuppose she purchased at Baby Gap, and a straw cowboy hat and boots to match. Coral was asked to come and verbalize her account of what college was like as a Freshman. We expected humor, crudeness, and even vulgarity from Coral, we got so much more. As if her outfit alone wasn't enough to leave my jaw on the floor, Coral began by introducing herself, along with her titties, to the crowd by asking one of the new Freshman men to come and retrieve a slip of paper that she had hidden amongst her cleavage. Throughout her ten minutes on stage, I think Coral made use of the word fuck more single times than I have ever heard in my entire life combined. Congratulations Coral. I was amazed by her ability to motivate the new students with phrases like "What's the big fucking deal about being a freshman?" and "You mothafuckas have four more fucking shitty years left." Upon realizing that some people were appalled at her language, she preceded to ask the crowd what the big deal was, and if she had landed in the mothafuckin bible belt? To top it off Landon made a comment about wearing a condom and having safe sex. Don't even get Coral started. She wanted to make sure the ladies plan to use protection too. She made the comment "I know we got some fuckin lesbians in the crowd!" With little response she continued "I know some of your mothafuckin bitches like to eat pussy!!" Don't reread. That's correct. Pussy. Over the loudspeaker in front of Southern Miss' new students, orientation leaders, parents, faculty, and administration. Way to go Coral. While being escorted off-stage, She was able to form some sort of apology by acknowledging our lack of censorship, she explained that she is used to MTV bleeping out her obscenities. Awesome Coral, your refinement and sophistication astounds me. And by the way, welcome to the real world Southern Miss students!
"I don't fight, I don't argue, I just beat that bitch wit' a bottle" - Coral
I will begin my post by safely assuming that all readers are familiar with Coral Smith from The Real World season 10 "Back to New York." If you aren't, you may want to reconsider before any further appraisal of this composition. Last night, I had the erratic and noteworthy opportunity of seeing Coral in person. I am currently serving as a USM orientation leader as a part of Southern's first year experience program. Our theme this year for Welcome Week is Welcome to the Real World. And..boy has it turned out to be a real treat. In keeping with the theme, Southern Miss invited both Coral and Landon Lueck from season 15 Philadelphia to speak at last nights opening convocation. The moment we had all been waiting for, drum roll please, Coral appears in a pair or sewn-on jeans with the waist line descending at least 12 inches below her exposed mid-drift, a white wife-beater that I presuppose she purchased at Baby Gap, and a straw cowboy hat and boots to match. Coral was asked to come and verbalize her account of what college was like as a Freshman. We expected humor, crudeness, and even vulgarity from Coral, we got so much more. As if her outfit alone wasn't enough to leave my jaw on the floor, Coral began by introducing herself, along with her titties, to the crowd by asking one of the new Freshman men to come and retrieve a slip of paper that she had hidden amongst her cleavage. Throughout her ten minutes on stage, I think Coral made use of the word fuck more single times than I have ever heard in my entire life combined. Congratulations Coral. I was amazed by her ability to motivate the new students with phrases like "What's the big fucking deal about being a freshman?" and "You mothafuckas have four more fucking shitty years left." Upon realizing that some people were appalled at her language, she preceded to ask the crowd what the big deal was, and if she had landed in the mothafuckin bible belt? To top it off Landon made a comment about wearing a condom and having safe sex. Don't even get Coral started. She wanted to make sure the ladies plan to use protection too. She made the comment "I know we got some fuckin lesbians in the crowd!" With little response she continued "I know some of your mothafuckin bitches like to eat pussy!!" Don't reread. That's correct. Pussy. Over the loudspeaker in front of Southern Miss' new students, orientation leaders, parents, faculty, and administration. Way to go Coral. While being escorted off-stage, She was able to form some sort of apology by acknowledging our lack of censorship, she explained that she is used to MTV bleeping out her obscenities. Awesome Coral, your refinement and sophistication astounds me. And by the way, welcome to the real world Southern Miss students!
Monday, August 22, 2005
Friday, August 19, 2005
The Heat Is On
Salutations, salutations! I'm tired, hot, and really really hungover. I think Tara Reid's liver might be in better shape than mine. Eh, that's pushing it.
Moving on. Britney is apparently now in her 23rd month of pregnancy. Its time for little Preston to make his way out. Now.
Remember when Nicole had breasteses?
Good times, good times.
Sarah Michelle Gellar is looking good these days. But what does she do now? I haven't seen any pictures of her cavorting around with Hohan, Nicole, Paris, or Tara. Maybe she and Freddie do arts and crafts.
Homemade macrame plant holders for everyone this Christmas!
What is Josh Groban doing at the same event as SMG and Nicole? Great, now he's going to be cavorting around with Hohan, Nicole, Paris, and Tara....shan't be too much longer until he's popping valtrex and penicillin like its candy.
Just a reminder, everyone...MORGAN IS DATING!
Eh, I think I'm over this post. Sorry, ya'll...the heat is getting to me.
Come back soon!
Have a blessed day, children.
Moving on. Britney is apparently now in her 23rd month of pregnancy. Its time for little Preston to make his way out. Now.
Remember when Nicole had breasteses?
Good times, good times.
Sarah Michelle Gellar is looking good these days. But what does she do now? I haven't seen any pictures of her cavorting around with Hohan, Nicole, Paris, or Tara. Maybe she and Freddie do arts and crafts.
Homemade macrame plant holders for everyone this Christmas!
What is Josh Groban doing at the same event as SMG and Nicole? Great, now he's going to be cavorting around with Hohan, Nicole, Paris, and Tara....shan't be too much longer until he's popping valtrex and penicillin like its candy.
Just a reminder, everyone...MORGAN IS DATING!
Eh, I think I'm over this post. Sorry, ya'll...the heat is getting to me.
Come back soon!
Have a blessed day, children.
Thursday, August 18, 2005
Some things be getting on my nerves
LAZY PARKING LOT PEOPLE
So I was at Wal-Mart today and I had a buggy full of stuff. I had lucked out and got a pretty good parking space so I didn't have far to walk to my car. Well it was going to take at least 5 minutes to unload the groceries into my car. This car stopped in the middle of the parking lot waiting to get my spot just as I was pulling the buggy up to my car. I think he was following me so he could get my spot. His 42-foot long Lincoln Towncar was blocking the entire parking lot waiting and waiting for me to put my stuff in the car. I felt pressured to hurry because I was getting dirty looks from him because he wanted my spot and dirty looks from the rest of the parking lot because they were blocked. The crazy thing is there was another empty spot 3 SPACES DOWN! Does this get on your nerves as bad as it does mine?? Is it really worth it to wait 5 or more minutes and piss everybody off in order to save 10 feet of walking. I mean, really.
AMERICAN IDOL
Auditions are coming up for the next installment of American Idol. I had thought about going, but that is the day I start student teaching. I guess its not meant to be. It just doesn't work out year to year. I actually have NO desire to be an american idol, I'm just obssessed with the show. I would LOVE to meet Paula, Randy, and Simon. You know you're a hardcore American Idol fan when you have been to the AI Concert Tour. (AI is what us hardcore fans like to call it) Some friends of mine and I met in Nashville and attended the American Idol Season One Concert. Unfortunately, they served alcohol so none of us remember much after the first few songs. Later, we all joked about what losers we were for going. Its pretty sad that we paid $50 each and drove to Nashville to attend a concert that was sponsored by PopTarts Snack Stix. I'll never grow up.
DECIDE ON A NAME ALREADY!!!
Everybody knows Sean Combs. He is a famous rapper. Well Sean Combs wasn't working for him, so he changed it to Sean "Puffy" Combs. All was well until he felt like he was outgrowing the name, "Puffy". It was soon changed to "Puff Daddy". Well we thought we had finally reached the end, but no. He later shortened that name to "P Diddy". I guess he got tired of the "P" because now it has been officially changed to just "Diddy". I mean, really. Is all of this necessary? He said that with the new name change he feels like he is letting his guard down and becoming fully exposed. How is dropping one letter from your name and throwing a press conference about it letting your guard down? I love celebrities. I read where 1 in 4 people have what you call "Celebrity Obssession". I am definitely guilty of this, but sometimes I just want to say "GET OVER YOURSELF".
Peace. D-Diddy
So I was at Wal-Mart today and I had a buggy full of stuff. I had lucked out and got a pretty good parking space so I didn't have far to walk to my car. Well it was going to take at least 5 minutes to unload the groceries into my car. This car stopped in the middle of the parking lot waiting to get my spot just as I was pulling the buggy up to my car. I think he was following me so he could get my spot. His 42-foot long Lincoln Towncar was blocking the entire parking lot waiting and waiting for me to put my stuff in the car. I felt pressured to hurry because I was getting dirty looks from him because he wanted my spot and dirty looks from the rest of the parking lot because they were blocked. The crazy thing is there was another empty spot 3 SPACES DOWN! Does this get on your nerves as bad as it does mine?? Is it really worth it to wait 5 or more minutes and piss everybody off in order to save 10 feet of walking. I mean, really.
AMERICAN IDOL
Auditions are coming up for the next installment of American Idol. I had thought about going, but that is the day I start student teaching. I guess its not meant to be. It just doesn't work out year to year. I actually have NO desire to be an american idol, I'm just obssessed with the show. I would LOVE to meet Paula, Randy, and Simon. You know you're a hardcore American Idol fan when you have been to the AI Concert Tour. (AI is what us hardcore fans like to call it) Some friends of mine and I met in Nashville and attended the American Idol Season One Concert. Unfortunately, they served alcohol so none of us remember much after the first few songs. Later, we all joked about what losers we were for going. Its pretty sad that we paid $50 each and drove to Nashville to attend a concert that was sponsored by PopTarts Snack Stix. I'll never grow up.
DECIDE ON A NAME ALREADY!!!
Everybody knows Sean Combs. He is a famous rapper. Well Sean Combs wasn't working for him, so he changed it to Sean "Puffy" Combs. All was well until he felt like he was outgrowing the name, "Puffy". It was soon changed to "Puff Daddy". Well we thought we had finally reached the end, but no. He later shortened that name to "P Diddy". I guess he got tired of the "P" because now it has been officially changed to just "Diddy". I mean, really. Is all of this necessary? He said that with the new name change he feels like he is letting his guard down and becoming fully exposed. How is dropping one letter from your name and throwing a press conference about it letting your guard down? I love celebrities. I read where 1 in 4 people have what you call "Celebrity Obssession". I am definitely guilty of this, but sometimes I just want to say "GET OVER YOURSELF".
Peace. D-Diddy
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Dude, really...where is my car?
Seriously...I think its at the End Zone. Not sure. Fun times. I guess it goes without saying that it was a rough night. I don't know why I'm complaining...gotta do it again tonight. Fun times.
I hope everyone enjoys the Senior Portraits. I got some from Chan Drah today...thanks. I think I'm going to post them on Tuesdays.
Moving on.Anyone watch the Teen Choice Awards? I completely forgot. But I found some pics. Let's have a look, shall we?
Could these people try to be trendier? Is that possible? Is anyone else trying to keep their lunch down?
Hill--I love ya. Your mouth is kinda getting freakishly big.
I know I've stated my disdain for all things Simpson, but I can't resist...
Does Ash look a little preggers to anyone?Does Joe remind anyone else of someone that might have to "register" whenever he moves to a new town?
Moving on...apparently 80's sensations Tiffany and Taylor Dane are on tour together, and I think they're playing pseudo-real venues and not malls. No confirmation on that yet. Let's see how they've aged...
Kinda scary, Tay.
When I think about what could've been, makes me wanna cry, too, Tiff.And finally, the musical about John Lennon opened...and look who's still around 
YONO!!!!!!!!
Have a blessed day, children.Oops...almost forgot
We Still Love You!
I hope everyone enjoys the Senior Portraits. I got some from Chan Drah today...thanks. I think I'm going to post them on Tuesdays.
Moving on.Anyone watch the Teen Choice Awards? I completely forgot. But I found some pics. Let's have a look, shall we?
Could these people try to be trendier? Is that possible? Is anyone else trying to keep their lunch down?
Hill--I love ya. Your mouth is kinda getting freakishly big.I know I've stated my disdain for all things Simpson, but I can't resist...
Does Ash look a little preggers to anyone?Does Joe remind anyone else of someone that might have to "register" whenever he moves to a new town?
Moving on...apparently 80's sensations Tiffany and Taylor Dane are on tour together, and I think they're playing pseudo-real venues and not malls. No confirmation on that yet. Let's see how they've aged...
Kinda scary, Tay.
When I think about what could've been, makes me wanna cry, too, Tiff.And finally, the musical about John Lennon opened...and look who's still around 
YONO!!!!!!!!Have a blessed day, children.Oops...almost forgot
We Still Love You!
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